Sounds wild, but idk it could be true. Imagine thousands of years ago, you’re an alien chilling on earth building s*** and the planet is inhabited by semi intelligent ape things that see you as some kinda angel and your mothership as god. One day while you’re out doing as you do, one of the female semi intelligent ape things catch your eye with her hairy monkey butt (idk maybe they found that attractive 🤷🏾‍♂️) and you say to yourself, “shiiiit, mothership doesn’t have to know about this!” and get to tearing that ass up. Nine months later, you go back to the same area you met the female semi intelligent ape thing and she’s carrying a baby. But it’s not a regular semi intelligent ape baby- it has no hair at all but some ape like features...

Why would aliens come down to f*** some apes when they could just shoot tube baby seed from their ufos

What if the aliens were told explicitly not to mate with the inhabitants of earth but they did anyway so mothership flooded that bih to kill off all the mixed alien/apes and that’s the origin of the great flood? 🤔

Maybe the aliens are freaks in the sheets

They were prolly here on another mission but got sidetracked.

what if they were robots

That's an interesting idea, if that's the case though why did they let those who survived stay alive? Theres over 7 billion of us now lol, it's not like we're undercover

They probably saw that there were too many to extinguish and gave up the effort. Or they finished their mission and left, hoping the miscegenation problem would solve itself. That sounds like something humans (or in this case what we came from) would do

If they had managed to cause the great flood I doubt they would have lacked the ability to kill us all. If aliens did do it with apes the most likely idea imo is that the aliens didn't give a f*** and just went back into space leaving us here

Maybe they did it to create a new species just like how humans experiment.

That too, but just because they had the tech to cause damage like that doesn’t mean they were 100 percent competent with it. Humans have failed spectacularly at genocide many times. Doing so at a planet level on a planet with a bunch of water based and now intelligent creatures is probably hard af. You’re probably right about them just shrugging it off and dipping tho 🤔

Or they were robots

What makes you think they were robots?

Like in the Bible angels are describes as having 4 to 6 wings with eyes all around them... that doesn’t sound like a semi intelligent persons initial impression of an alien spacecraft to y’all?

Would the genitalia even match up?
And would sperm/eggs be compatible?

Higher odds aliens genetically altered us using tech.

What if that's what happened in the prime timeline and we're actually in an alternate dimension that is akin to fanfiction? That would explain how we are still alive Plot convenience.

It's the universe so granted anything could be possible, but if these aliens were to be similar to humans in limited life span and squishy bodies, to then continue to grow over centuries+, overcome not getting destroyed by natural elements or killing each other, and travel at light speeds you'd be asking for perfection.

Best way to continue your legacy ultimately would be through robots. Again that more applies to us, but you'd guess the same would go for anything similar to us unless there's some Superman niggas out there

what if we are all words that haven't been spoken into existence?

My theories are:

A) They were unaware that they could reproduce with the apes and it happened unintentionally and spontaneously with varying degrees (if any) of control

B) They were aware of this and created humans as an experimental cross between the two species

C) Regardless of whether they were aware at first they continued mating with primates to make humans and eventually left because they either learned all they needed to know, humans proved to them unremarkable, or they left to watch us from a distance and see how we pan out

That makes sense, but I’d say it’s more likely they made use of modified genetics and robot body parts rather than sending actual robots to do their bidding.

Replace the word alien with Demons and read the book of Enoch

I don’t believe in spiritual stuff

Was gonna say i doubt super intelligent beings would f*** apes n s***.... But u know what, after being stuck in space for like 5 years with no sex... Maybe lol

Or something like being able to harvest a limited amount of organs, to be able to later clone them or something, might be a possibility too.

Ancient Astronaut theorists believe.....