you never use the papers they give to put over the seat?

I’m not my mom

If it's a last resort

Emergency situations only

putting your bare asscheeks on the same seat as other men

Yeah

Unless it’s like a gas station or something.

Went to one once and mfs scratched “this toilet seat had AIDS” on it

Hell yeah nigga

Yes

You got to learn how to pad with toilet paper

Never.

If I gotta s***, I gotta s***.

you put toilet paper on the seat to create a barrier

boi u broke as s***

Hovering

I always take dumps in shopping mall restrooms, they got that disposable seat covers, nice toilet papers and hangers so I can be really comfortable while doing it.

10/10

I refuse to hold it. I’ll s*** in the woods, f*** that.

how u think bezos got rich? saving money on TP. get ur money up idiot//

I went to a class for like 6 months in a fancy office building earlier this year, was shook that my homie was regularly taking dumps there Someone got aired out in our class group chat for leaving s*** stains in the toilet, my homie thought it was him until he found out it was in the ladies' bathroom

But yeah, could never be me. Only time I took a s*** in a public bathroom was the 3rd grade and that's only because we ate something foul and the whole fam had food poisoning. Made it through the rest of school and 5 years of college without a single toilet outside my house feeling my ass cheeks

Nah I'm not insecure

Taking a s*** at work during non break time is a top 10 feeling

Mf said “bashful”