bro this takes too much time. I just sit on the seat
you raw assing toilet seats?!?!?
Reminds me of that time I had to use the bathroom at Home Depot, their toilets don't flush and there's no privacy, its literally on the sales floor
I do this all the time, its perfect.
Why ktt scared to sht in public? I don't get it
this plus some toilet paper in the water so there’s no splash
Of course, but i have to admit sometimes I’ll wait a little in the stall till people are gone if I’m gonna blow the place up
Yeah this
Yes. I grunt and yell really loud while stomping and punching the walls to assert my dominance over the domain. I fiendishly growl sometimes if the water hits my ass too.
Same but I also slap my cock ok my thighs in a really obvious way whilst shouting “hear that?! That’s my meat. My MASSIVE meat” to radiate alpha energy. You just gotta do these things sometimes. Law of the jungle.
i feel like my phobia might have something to do with the fact my mom used to read me this book when i was little
Dafuq
Reminds me of that time I had to use the bathroom at Home Depot, their toilets don't flush and there's no privacy, its literally on the sales floor
oh hell nah im shrieking
Yeah i put a layer of toilet paper on the seat then i sit and play subway surfers at full volume
Yes. I grunt and yell really loud while stomping and punching the walls to assert my dominance over the domain. I fiendishly growl sometimes if the water hits my ass too.
Lmaooooooooooo
I remember in highschool me and my guys found the janitor/lunchlady bathroom behind a random door next to the cafe and it became our Holy Grail
Big ass window, always clean and scented, fully stocked, one giant stall with a working door. It was heaven
On cold days id be on the toilet for a good 10 minutes basking
I used to do it at work at my previous job. Honestly it’s like a second break cause wtf they going to do? Tell you to not take a s***?