op worried the waitress gonna think he's less of a man

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It is not problematic to assume a women is serving in the role she is meant to

man said he hate cucumber

s*** just taste like water bro

tomato = red = satan

do the math

ur avy has red

now ask urself. would u wanna f*** with me now that you realized this.

yes I judge all picky eaters

why you comparing a fruit with a mix of sugar and chemicals?

ban

I don’t f*** with cold tomatoes, but when it’s sliced and hot over pizza>>>>>>

But then I would be paying more for less

Lots of harassment itt

This s*** with an icy beer

i got more of an issue with cucumber than tomatoes; at least a tomato has a somewhat distinct taste, cucumbers are barely just water-flavored

and if you're one of those "i can't drink water, it's too boring" people then natural selection should've weeded you out by now

Something about this makes me want to vomit

that is a cucumber

wtf

Youve never seen a used plate? You dont have what it takes to become a waiter sorry kid

looks like you sneezed and coughed on your plate with your mouth open

Lmaoo where they put actual cucumbers on burgers? 💀💀

Oh yeah it should be pointed out the plate has like sprinkles coloured on it. It looked nice pre eating

I guess soulless americunts rather have their burger out of a fat stained paper box with sauce stained paper wrapped around it