All I have in this world is my balls and my word
and I don't break them for no one
I got 30 dudes ready to pierce your anus right now
Sorry I’m white
I can run red lights
Fish at the park
suntan on the beach
and the cops say
HES WHITE

Aggies do not lie cheat or steal nor do we tolerate those who do
Except Trump and all the other republicans of course
I stole sum mayonase from food lion
And like 3 wine bottles
And sum sausages
You might be the first person in history to steal mayo