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I just take the hair off

Leave it on the food and it eat it

Nah I’m taking that s*** back if it ain’t mine

I eat jungle coochie and a lil hair on some food supposed to scare me?

wasting seasoning

if its a pricey place imma complain

Find the owner and return it to them, I’m not a thief

just pull it out its not that bigga deal, seeing people get genuinely upset at one hair is pretty funny and in my opinion a sign of being frail minded

save it for later to floss with

it's not a big deal

Did you know ground spices have FDA allowable levels of rodent hair? A jar of cinnamon is allowed about 11 rodent hairs. In baked goods when you see L-Cysteine, that's often made by boiling human hair. We, unknowingly, probably eat hair all the time.

good thing I don't live in an FDA country

I have a hairy cat, at this point I accidentally ate at least 1 jar of hair