When you sit down

This is what ya'll be thinking about?

let hang in case you gotta piss as well

I stand up when I s*** modern p**** ass “men” don’t understand

I gotta hang it off the side

Hi Jah

tie it into a knot

This

#SigmaMaleShit

This one time my buddy Eric shot a cop square in the head and got away with it, he killed himself 12 days later from the guilt of taking a human life

I’m the only person who knows

this is slowly becoming the trash sxn

I let it sit in ya girls mouth

RIP Eric

True hero

Why you always so toxic

Touch it against my a****** and blast it with piss. The human bidet

its my coping mechanism for lack of meaningful human connection and traumatic memories from my childhood

I ain’t gone lie this nigga that was fixing my car in my back yard stepped in my house to take a s*** and I wondered what he did

Wtf ??

Damn bruh. My s*** not even long enough to sit on top of the toilet seat

Let it hang always

Big d*** problems is when it touches the bowl