…there could be a guy holding an aluminum baseball bat, just waiting for you to come around so they can hit you in the face?

It’s possible.

No

As a guy who holds an aluminum baseball bat that waits for people to come around so I can hit them in the face, why would you make this more known?

I would duck

Read dirty snow by Georges Simenon @op

you got me.

Ive been hit in the face by a metal baseball bat, real niggas hold that and keep it moving

Well maybe it’s peanut butter jelly time…

Sometimes I think about falling on the stairs and my eyes hit the sharp edge

Don’t be gay then

Unironically holding this paranoid viewpoint is how we got to this antisocial ass situation in the US

Wouldn’t be life without the millisecond of thinking about everything that’s about to go wrong

Chicken and egg

no but when I was little I would open up the shower curtain in the bathroom incase marilyn manson was hiding

What the hell do chickens and eggs have to do with this? People are getting beaten with bats and America is on edge man

I disagree