wiwords.com/word/sweat-rice

A ritually prepared meal of rice intended to trap (tie) a man in a romantic relationship. Women prepare the meal by cooking rice and squatting over the steaming pot allowing the mix of condensation and bodily juices to "sweat" into the rice.

stayathomemum.com.au/wtf/the-women-who-sneak-period-blood-into-their-partners-food

menstrual masterchefs are all about sneaking it into the food of unsuspecting menfolk for alleged magical purposes.

nypost.com/2022/02/20/ex-teacher-who-fed-students-semen-laced-cupcakes-sentenced-to-41-years

nydailynews.com/news/national/fast-food-worker-accused-smearing-menstrual-blood-burger-article-1.2956209

nypost.com/2022/10/21/woman-who-contracted-std-after-janitor-put-penis-in-water-bottle-files-lawsuit

When she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu
Which will have you under some type of spell crying dag-boo
Her name on your back in a tattoo

don’t let a new girl make no spaghetti

1st one sound kinda hot

you a nasty nasty boy

hungry

Yummy

G&G

Still a better meal than this:

Is this a riddle

All you gotta do is toast that bread and cheese and this could actually slap tbh

Need this to be an official emote

Me checking to see the URLs end with .com and not .uk

Phew

Bloody hell

I'm sorry I'm just lonely

Niggas who eat ass and suck toes gonna see this as a challenge

Soylent green is made out of peeeeeoooppleee

saliva sake

That’s why I c***in my own food instead of letting a b**** do it for me

if my wife was more freaky I'd get her to do sum of this stuff

oops i did it again @vicesvotive

LMAOOOOOo THIS IS THE WORST YET

Senomyx

Y'all Remember that thread?