Ask me anything and I will answer as best as I can. Will not answer troll questions tho

how you feelin bro?

favorite serial killer?

Feeling good, just had lunch. Bout to go back into the office in like 10

Definitely. My wit, my personality, my intellect and my stroke game is all I have.

If u don’t smash right on the first time you usually won’t get a second smash. Gotta have good stroke game.

nice

you and ya girl doin well?

Don’t have one, don’t really f*** with serial killers like that. I don’t see a point in killing people indiscriminately for no reason.

Just because you are sociopathic or psycho doesn’t mean you gotta go killing innocents. That s*** is cringe to me. Even stupid people don’t deserve to die for no reason.

Yeah more or less. Every day is something new.

something new huh

You got a v neck? Or you on the turtleneck team? What color the tip? Your strokes really be long like that? Do you jerk off? You be gripping it tight? How far does it shoot? What it taste like? Can I smell it? Is it warm? It's real juicy? You be moaning?

Nigga...

CRACKASTEPPAVEGAN
@beach_kneega
Member since 2019
I love meat

Aye, new Longstroke thread, it’s been a minute

who are your 5 favourite rapper of all time

What do you do for a living

Any thottianas at the office

He fking the ceo

How u livin Dr. Longstroke?

what is your rizz level? like, how many girls you pull in a year?

did the domestic violence with your gf ended or s*** still going?

just checking in to say you a legend

Wouldn't even be surprised lmao

worst STD you’ve had?

Do you stuff the soap inside of your a******?

Been a while since you had a hit thread, so why do an ama now?