ever since conde nast took over pitchfork it’s been garbage. they practically read twitter takes from certain accounts then reword those thoughts in a pretentious way
As much as I would love this, people would call him washed up even more. Eminem basically did that on Kamikaze.
F*** em. He’s taking a lot of unfair slander over the years which is partially to blame for the hate machine generated against him currently
2nd half is streets ahead of 1st half
Feels like a different project entirely
streets ahead lmao
Can't wait to read the album review and see all the s*** they mention in there that has absolutely nothing to do with the actual music.
yeah this my favourite drake project since more life
scorpion was f***ing god awful
and clb is fine
but this s*** is CRACK
even more life didnt have me sitting there listening back to front multiple times a day
F*** em. He’s taking a lot of unfair slander over the years which is partially to blame for the hate machine generated against him currently
I doubt he cares tbh. Drake's music has been the most consumed in the US and most of the world since like 2015, critics/haters be damned. He just has to keep doing him lol.
It’s a fine line
That Jersey shore fist pump s*** was and forever will be wack but this don’t sound like that to me
This sound like Baltimore club music that was poppin in the 90s
That’s black people music lol
This literally baltimore club /detroit deep house and niggas name s*** like disclosure or soulection as the inspo for this sound just cause it's four to the floor house, completely missing the mark
Nigga this is black, they need to listen on some theo parrish and moodymann to get the real backround of this sound
I doubt he cares tbh. Drake's music has been the most consumed in the US and most of the world since like 2015, critics/haters be damned. He just has to keep doing him lol.
Yeah on some level I do respect that but sometimes I also respect Kanye because he’ll challenge the narratives. I guess it’s a matter of perspective

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Caucs ruin everything I swear
Show me a s***ty take on black music and I will show you a cauc or a white washed black
We need some real negros in that office representing OUR culture
Foh
Can't wait to read the album review and see all the s*** they mention in there that has absolutely nothing to do with the actual music.
first paragraph will mention:
How he’s a dad now ✅
He signed a massive new deal ✅
something about him being an enigma✅
Bunch of other s*** taken from his wikipedia ✅
This literally baltimore club /detroit deep house and niggas name s*** like disclosure or soulection as the inspo for this sound just cause it's four to the floor house, completely missing the mark
Nigga this is black, they need to listen on some theo parrish and moodymann to get the real backround of this sound
Was bumping Moody last month
What would you recommend from Theo?
first paragraph will mention:
How he’s a dad now ✅
He signed a massive new deal ✅
something about him being an enigma✅
Bunch of other s*** taken from his wikipedia ✅
Wanna bet they'll find a way to insert Pusha T into it like they did with this write-up they just published?
2nd half is streets ahead of 1st half
Feels like a different project entirely
yeah 8-13 is an insane run
It would have been so much cooler if he sung “we don’t connect anymore, SO so far gone” lost opportunity to make an homage to his self
Wanna bet they'll find a way to insert Pusha T into it like they did with this write-up they just published?
it’ll bring up kanye and pusha for sure.
If it weren’t for the bed creaking s*** currents could easily be one of drakes greatest hits what a shame
bed squeaks are goat
1. Intro (x/x)
2. Falling Back (5/10)
3. Texts Go Green (6/10)
4. Currents (5/10)
5. A Keeper (5/10)
6. Calling My Name (6/10)
7. Sticky (7/10)
8. Massive (9/10)
9. Flight’s Booked (8/10)
10. Overdrive (9/10)
11. Down Hill (4/10)
12. Tie That Binds (8/10)
13. Liability (7/10)
14. Jimmy Cooks (7/10)
My review, not that anyone cares
Just peep how pretentious this whole s*** is lmao.
THE PITCH5 Takeaways From Drake’s New Album Honestly, Nevermind"
The superstar’s surprise release combines his signature lovelorn bravado with beats built for the dancefloor.
By Jayson Greene
We only had a few hours’ notice before Drake released Honestly, Nevermind, his seventh studio album, into the world. As he did with 2021’s Certified Lover Boy, he presaged its release by sharing a majestically incoherent note on Apple Music, spilling over with guffaw-worthy Drake-isms. “I can’t remember the last time someone put they phone down, looked me in the eyes, and asked my current insight into the times,” went one line, which made me wonder if Drake was waiting patiently for someone to quiz him on runaway inflation or how Democrats can avoid a rout in the midterms. After that, he released the video for “Falling Back,” a bizarre and somewhat depressing spectacle in which he marries 23 different Instagram models. The Drake meme machine seemed to be firing up in preparation of another typical Drake banquet—ridiculous quotables, samples so absurdly expensive that Drake could have used the money to fund Toronto city schools for a year, a tracklist that made you cancel your weekend plans to get through the whole thing.
So it’s a bit of a surprise to see that Honestly, Nevermind is one of his shortest albums ever—14 tracks, over in less than an hour—and that it contains only a few transcendently stupid Drake Thoughts. The album is filed under “dance” on Apple Music, and throughout Drake downplays his rapper persona in favor of crooning behind lush, air-conditioned beats. One of the biggest takeaways is how little there is to… take away. Drake doesn’t reignite any beefs, share any particularly extravagant pieces of gossip, co-opt any big memes, or even utter the name of a single major chain restaurant. It feels like one smooth-brain dance playlist, like if you put on his hit “Passionfruit” and let the algorithm do the work for the next 52 minutes. Let’s get into it:
lmaooo this writer is a cornball
Was bumping Moody last month
What would you recommend from Theo?



3 chairs is theo, moodymann, and kenny dixon jr

YOUR PUSSSYYY IS CALLING MY NAMEEE
Saying this s*** constantly. Not a good thing. One girl told me "it isn't"
1. Intro (x/x)
2. Falling Back (5/10)
3. Texts Go Green (6/10)
4. Currents (5/10)
5. A Keeper (5/10)
6. Calling My Name (6/10)
7. Sticky (7/10)
8. Massive (9/10)
9. Flight’s Booked (8/10)
10. Overdrive (9/10)
11. Down Hill (4/10)
12. Tie That Binds (8/10)
13. Liability (7/10)
14. Jimmy Cooks (7/10)
My review, not that anyone cares
1. Intro (x/x)
2. Falling Back (5/10)
3. Texts Go Green (6/10)
4. Currents (5/10)
5. A Keeper (5/10)
6. Calling My Name (6/10)
7. Sticky (7/10)
8. Massive (9/10)
9. Flight’s Booked (8/10)
10. Overdrive (9/10)
11. Down Hill (4/10)
12. Tie That Binds (8/10)
13. Liability (7/10)
14. Jimmy Cooks (7/10)
My review, not that anyone cares
6.6? calm down pitchfork