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  • Oct 7, 2023
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    The year is 2035. The average KTT user is on the way to drop their child off at a militartarized re-education camp. Drake is playing in their Ford Tesla. The kid in the backseat inhales their ADHD medicated vape, 100 Gecs Jr playing in their holophones.

    "This guy f***ed all kinds of b****es. Paid some even. Had a kid with a prostitute. He called Rihanna mid! Can you believe that?"

    The child pauses their SMS Audio Phone.

    "Dad gross. Nobody cares that millennials had s-e-x with each other."

    "You ace, gender fluid nerds are so corny. No b****es! Drake was bi! He was a lesbian!"

    "Sure dad. Have fun at the Amazon prison camp today. I have gaming practice after school."

    You pull up the hood on your Nocta fleece. KTT3 keeps returning that error screen. You put on Marvins Room and weep

    "Nochta" is killing me

  • Niggamortis

    He's happy they got the real killer so niggas can shut up.

    No he’s happy they got the fake killer so the attention is off of him

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    I would be interested in Dad raps from Drake but ngl I havent spoken to my son since the album dropped

  • Oct 7, 2023

    Drake ain’t have to ether budden like that

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    That’s like expecting hugh heffner to change

    This Nigga was a pimp until he died

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    Drake may not surpass Gambino in terms of stature or musical prowess, but I must admit, I found his latest project quite cohesive. However, there were moments when I couldn't help but think that he's nearing 40 while still rapping about someone being fearful of the neighborhood in Canada he hails from. It's a bit hard to swallow when you consider the constant entourage of four security vehicles trailing him at all times.

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    Block Muteson
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    The year is 2035. The average KTT user is on the way to drop their child off at a militartarized re-education camp. Drake is playing in their Ford Tesla. The kid in the backseat inhales their ADHD medicated vape, 100 Gecs Jr playing in their holophones.

    "This guy f***ed all kinds of b****es. Paid some even. Had a kid with a prostitute. He called Rihanna mid! Can you believe that?"

    The child pauses their SMS Audio Phone.

    "Dad gross. Nobody cares that millennials had s-e-x with each other."

    "You ace, gender fluid nerds are so corny. No b****es! Drake was bi! He was a lesbian!"

    "Sure dad. Have fun at the Amazon prison camp today. I have gaming practice after school."

    You pull up the hood on your Nocta fleece. KTT3 keeps returning that error screen. You put on Marvins Room and weep

    Genuinely might be the worst post I’ve ever seen

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    Global carbon emissions after Drake drops a diss track against humanity's lurch towards catastrophe

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    Block Muteson
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    The year is 2035. The average KTT user is on the way to drop their child off at a militartarized re-education camp. Drake is playing in their Ford Tesla. The kid in the backseat inhales their ADHD medicated vape, 100 Gecs Jr playing in their holophones.

    "This guy f***ed all kinds of b****es. Paid some even. Had a kid with a prostitute. He called Rihanna mid! Can you believe that?"

    The child pauses their SMS Audio Phone.

    "Dad gross. Nobody cares that millennials had s-e-x with each other."

    "You ace, gender fluid nerds are so corny. No b****es! Drake was bi! He was a lesbian!"

    "Sure dad. Have fun at the Amazon prison camp today. I have gaming practice after school."

    You pull up the hood on your Nocta fleece. KTT3 keeps returning that error screen. You put on Marvins Room and weep

    Dead

  • Oct 7, 2023

    Just because he addressed it doesn’t mean he wasn’t playing into it at one point

    Keep shaking ya asses for Drake

  • Zaywop 💊
    Oct 7, 2023
    Mac Wit Da Cheese

    I would be interested in Dad raps from Drake but ngl I havent spoken to my son since the album dropped

    I aint taking care of my kids until Drake drop a dad album

  • orangetcovid 👌🏿
    Oct 7, 2023
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    Souf Yuil

    But we not gonna act like Drake wasn’t playing into the narrative now

    No you and the croonies took what he said and formed a narrative to fit your agenda

  • G Roy 🩻
    Oct 7, 2023
    Block Muteson
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    The year is 2035. The average KTT user is on the way to drop their child off at a militartarized re-education camp. Drake is playing in their Ford Tesla. The kid in the backseat inhales their ADHD medicated vape, 100 Gecs Jr playing in their holophones.

    "This guy f***ed all kinds of b****es. Paid some even. Had a kid with a prostitute. He called Rihanna mid! Can you believe that?"

    The child pauses their SMS Audio Phone.

    "Dad gross. Nobody cares that millennials had s-e-x with each other."

    "You ace, gender fluid nerds are so corny. No b****es! Drake was bi! He was a lesbian!"

    "Sure dad. Have fun at the Amazon prison camp today. I have gaming practice after school."

    You pull up the hood on your Nocta fleece. KTT3 keeps returning that error screen. You put on Marvins Room and weep

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    Block Muteson
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    The year is 2035. The average KTT user is on the way to drop their child off at a militartarized re-education camp. Drake is playing in their Ford Tesla. The kid in the backseat inhales their ADHD medicated vape, 100 Gecs Jr playing in their holophones.

    "This guy f***ed all kinds of b****es. Paid some even. Had a kid with a prostitute. He called Rihanna mid! Can you believe that?"

    The child pauses their SMS Audio Phone.

    "Dad gross. Nobody cares that millennials had s-e-x with each other."

    "You ace, gender fluid nerds are so corny. No b****es! Drake was bi! He was a lesbian!"

    "Sure dad. Have fun at the Amazon prison camp today. I have gaming practice after school."

    You pull up the hood on your Nocta fleece. KTT3 keeps returning that error screen. You put on Marvins Room and weep

    how long did ya have this one in the back pocket brother

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    Block Muteson
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    The year is 2035. The average KTT user is on the way to drop their child off at a militartarized re-education camp. Drake is playing in their Ford Tesla. The kid in the backseat inhales their ADHD medicated vape, 100 Gecs Jr playing in their holophones.

    "This guy f***ed all kinds of b****es. Paid some even. Had a kid with a prostitute. He called Rihanna mid! Can you believe that?"

    The child pauses their SMS Audio Phone.

    "Dad gross. Nobody cares that millennials had s-e-x with each other."

    "You ace, gender fluid nerds are so corny. No b****es! Drake was bi! He was a lesbian!"

    "Sure dad. Have fun at the Amazon prison camp today. I have gaming practice after school."

    You pull up the hood on your Nocta fleece. KTT3 keeps returning that error screen. You put on Marvins Room and weep

    brain worms

  • Oct 7, 2023

    poster child of frustration and surrendering

  • KobeToTha 🇩🇴
    Oct 7, 2023

    Bumpin club paradise rn

  • PlayboyR

    how long did ya have this one in the back pocket brother

  • Oct 7, 2023
    Valentine

    Idk bout that but alrighty. Her Loss was a huge moment

    Yeah but that’s not 21 influencing Drake

    They come together and had a huge moment but people aren’t saying Yachty is making Drake bigger or helping him have big moments. They’re saying Yachty is having an influence on Drake’s sound and style. I dont think 21 has any influence on how Drake is dressing, how hes flowing, or the songs hes writing for the most part they just have a great chemistry and 21 plays a bigger role in his success but not influencing him. Yachty has straight up helped him write several songs like Backoutsideboyz and Jumbotronshit

  • Oct 7, 2023
    orangetcovid

    No you and the croonies took what he said and formed a narrative to fit your agenda

    I didn’t do such a thing sir

  • KobeToTha 🇩🇴
    Oct 7, 2023

    Drake just dropped a new Copy Pasta

  • Oct 7, 2023
    Bag Talk Auditor

    Global carbon emissions after Drake drops a diss track against humanity's lurch towards catastrophe

    there’s individuals itt asking for Drake to drop “3AM in the Ozone Layer”

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    "Dad gross. Nobody cares that millennials had s-e-x with each other."

    "You ace, gender fluid nerds are so corny. No b****es! Drake was bi! He was a lesbian!"

    "Sure dad. Have fun at the Amazon prison camp today. I have gaming practice after school."

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    PlayboyR

    how long did ya have this one in the back pocket brother

    I wrote it just now in one swoop.

    Lightning in a bottle

  • Oct 7, 2023

    This gonna be a funny back in forth between Joe and Drake tho lol

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