He was gonna say f*** Ken Carson

Bro immediately gets super pissed you know part of it is the mention of an album that doesn’t exist

unbothered king!

@Lmfao why u delete that comment? Was it the meme that upset you?

bro trolling purely for the love of the game

Everything about this is cringe— down to the little mf in the corner. Sad times

Daily reminder that Drake lost

he kinda looks like my knee

Bro was tuned into the stream and watched every second

idk man, Kenny & Drake stan’s are more alike than y’all think

The 🐐

how is this posture possible

"a beef you already won"

They also deleted “Drake washes Kendrick” proving the point that they didn’t want anything about the beef being tied to this stream. Good or bad. But I know this will fall on deaf ears.

Roy Woods Album Sales

Felt a jolt in my bed this morning, a sort of in between state of sleep and wakefulness.

In my hypnagogia, this absolutely bizarre Latin phrase kept echoing, endlessly looping, in what sounded like the air around me. It was as if some vinyl record was played in reverse, or maybe stuck on the end groove, and trying to tell me something. Couldn't make it out though, the damn thing.

I can wiggle my toes now, I'm not in sleep paralysis it seems. Yet I still hear it. A little clearer now, I must admit.

Over by the window it's coming from. I don't open my eyes yet because I f***ing hate the sun. But that's for sure where the source is.

I could be up and about, making coffee, doing a line, amphetamines, the gambit. And yet here I am, just sitting here like an armadillo too stupid to cross the road and pummeled by a suburban.

God DAMMIT, what in the f*** is that?

Loi Uubus Andum Sdei???

My c*** wife is calling for me now, I should have been up and writing an hour ago. It'd be a miracle if she made the damn coffee for me, and the way I actually like it.

Oh that's.. That's not Latin at all, is it?

God dammit the typewriter is screeching at the f***ing window. The muses don't have time for it, all 9 of them. Oh, that's it! It's in Greek, then?

I don't know what Greek sounds like.

My eyes are open now. The wife tripped over a coat hanger and the coffee's every-fucking where. Not black like I asked for, I can already tell without looking down at the floor. She knows I hate cream. She hates when I type.

How in the god-damned f*** can I still hear it if I'm awake?

Roy Woods Album Sales?

Is that supposed to be some f***ing anagram? Gematria? Do I give a single fairy's c***-hair until I've had my coffee Black, no sugar?

The window is open, looks like someone shattered it while I was asleep. The curtains are doing a coke-fueled aerial silk dance routine, listening to the heavy winds. At 8:51 AM no less!

My wife can be such a crybaby. She still hasn't moved since dropping the tray. Catatonic. She hates therapy but won't leave me. I don't understand it, so I write about it. She knows well and good she's nothing but a cold syrup I gently dip into the back funnel of my Royal Quiet De Luxe. I know this because she's told me this to my face. She seems to enjoy it. Nothing makes sense. Who the f*** is Roy Woods?

Remember everybody Drake is pathetically crashing out and Drake fans are obsessed with everything Kendrick is doing

That’s why OPs obese ass makes daily Drake threads on everything he does, just to combat all the Kendrick threads flooding this website

Thank you, @op.