I’m in one rn

Jokes on him, I don’t leave my house so my bathrooms always private

Facts

This man has the best text stories

The jolly rancher one

Yep

I feel him, public restrooms with recycled ass air ain't the wave

Drake socialist era incoming

Lmao I’m the only one at work using this one, s***ting on here so much more relaxing knowing no one is coming. Plus it’s hella roomy

Rich nigga s***

bro is the toilet tattletale, bathroom blabbermouth, the washroom whistleblower

Big churner

Reading this on the toilet (at home ofc)