"Drake and UMG are actually partners"

Guess not nigga

He can’t sue Kendrick for defamation, because then it would become some of the best lawyer's on the planet's jobs to prove in court that he's a pedophile. So he is instead sueing label for playing favorites

His deal up when them boys say they done with him lol he tryna to get out of it

Explains the plot twist drops?

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Hoping Kendrick's releases those other stocks he has in the vault now after seeing this

BRO… THIS CAN’T BE REAL. WTF IS THIS S***?!?! i’m pacing around my room rn, sweating like i just ran a marathon, trying to process this madness. bots?!?!? siri calling drake a pedophile?!?!? umg sabotaging their own biggest artist to prop up cornrow kenny?!?!? nah bro this is beyond wild, this is dystopian levels of f***ery.

so y’all telling me drake—the man who single-handedly kept the genre alive for a DECADE—gets blackballed by HIS OWN LABEL while they out here boosting k.dot with some black mirror bot farms??? like kendrick wasn’t hiding in the woods for 5 years dropping his lil cryptic youtube movies while drizzy gave us nothing was the same, if you’re reading this, views, scorpion, clb, HER LOSS??? HER LOSS, BRO!!! nah this can’t be real. this gotta be some kind of simulation.

and bruh, siri?!?!? siri really got the audacity to call my goat a certified pedophile like she’s not programmed by the same mfers out here inflating kenny’s streams. i asked siri to play “marvin’s room” and this b**** said “here’s ‘not like us.’” my jaw hit the floor. like WHAT DID DRAKE DO TO DESERVE THIS? nah this is spiritual warfare, bro. we’re living in the darkest timeline. drake is out here carrying the culture and umg out here pulling some squid game s*** behind his back.

and this “terminating employees loyal to drake”??? bro are we in game of thrones?!?!? they firing ppl for playing “over” at the office christmas party now??? meanwhile kenny sitting in his lil culver city art gallery stroking his damn pulitzer like “mission accomplished.” 900 MILLION STREAMS IN A DAY????? THE BOTS ARE REAL, BRO. that’s not just sus, that’s straight up industrial sabotage. siri and spotify out here gaslighting the world like we didn’t know this already.

like what even happens next? drake gotta sue his own label? sue spotify? sue siri?? sue the mfers behind chatgpt while we’re at it bc these bots def got ai fingerprints all over them. i’m not even joking anymore—every time i hit shuffle, imma be paranoid thinking “is this real? or is this the algorithm?” NOTHING FEELS REAL ANYMORE.

AND THE WHISTLEBLOWER???? bruh on a podcast casually admitting he ran bots to boost kendrick’s streams and still went home with a check? laughing like “haha yeah we did that.” YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!?! nah bro drake is punching holes in his embassy walls rn. MARBLE WALLS, BRO. the man gave us “6pm in new york” and this is how they do him?? nah bro i’m sick. this is worse than pusha t… worse than rihanna ghosting him… worse than serena marrying that reddit dude.

bro i’m shaking rn. my heart can’t take this. i feel like i need to personally go to bat for drizzy. y’all don’t understand what he’s done for the culture. kendrick drops one diss track calling drake a pedo and it becomes the most streamed song in hip hop history? drake could diss kendrick tomorrow and end his career in 16 bars, tops. but the bots wouldn’t let us hear it. F*** THIS INDUSTRY, MAN.

drake if ur reading this i’m ridin for u. i’ll quit my job, i’ll move to toronto, i’ll join frozen moments llc and start pulling files on these mfs myself. YOU DON’T DESERVE THIS. i’m putting on “do not disturb” and crying in the dark rn. f*** umg. f*** siri. f*** the bots. drake season forever.

lets see how it plays out eh

This will be a really big deal, even outside the beef and he knows that so I'm just trying to understand what he hopes to achieve from doing this.

Stans itt saying Drake would win a rap beef because of a corporate lawsuit tells you everything abt how they see the culture

You.
Are you comparing Thug getting a bullshit case from the feds to Drake suing a billion dollar company?

Nothing was the same ever since Kendrick ended his career. He needs to go take care of Adonis! Dark lane demo tapes

No. No. No. NO. No it is not.

Regretting a deal that probably plays a part in him not speaking on the beef

You really think there's zero manipulation of chart numbers going on?

If they've been doing this, do you really think they didn't do the same s*** for Drake when he pumped out albums for them?

Drake's being a pissy crybaby

I love cheesecake too

LMAO bro this is hilarious

I mean if it is the case then it’s gonna expose things for everybody

Not just Kendrick

It’s prob happening on such a scale that the blame cannot be laid on the individual artists but the record industry as a whole

It’s a lawsuit that’s probably needed to happen, but is being filed by the wrong person for the wrong reasons in bad faith to try and win a beef that he lost months ago

Please see what we have all been saying about this nigga for months

Something like Not Like Us happening to one of UMG’s top three biggest artists would not benefit UMG more than said artist winning a beef

They would have been more incentivized to bot Drake’s disses if anything. If we’re gonna entertain the idea that UMG would actually bot Kendrick disses out of some personal vendetta against…one of their top three biggest moneymakers

Like make it make sense. Truly f***ing make it make sense