Post your favourite Drake the type to jokes!

I’ll start

Drake the type to fart in a room and deny it was him even though everyone knows it was him

Drake the type to eat out his fleshlight

Drake the type to dream he’s in front of a crowd chanting “DRAKE! DRAKE!”, only for it to fade out and be his mom yelling at him “DRAKE! DRAKE! WAKE UP YOU’LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL”

Drake the type to sigh and say "guys..... I needed this" at the link up

Drake the type to stare at Kendrick across the street, and disappear when a bus passes him

Drake the type to take a deep breath and tightly grab his backpack straps as he walks into the first day of a new school year

drake the type to die in a pillow fight

Drake the type to think his time travel mission was successful, only to return to the present and say “uhhh… guys?” as he points to a sign saying “VOTE CHARLIE KIRK 2028”

Make a wide range of amazing songs but also be a complete weirdo

many such cases

Indeed Bob

Drake the type to keep Baka around even though he got a weird case

why I oughta

Keep cranking these jokes out guys i love em

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um not funny..

be the best rapper of all time

Get fed up from losing rap battles and file a lawsuit

I remember s*** like this used to be the norm before he was able to change his brand