damn i thought you was gonna f*** the nigga wife

99% of the time I wake up from a dream I wish I could just go back and sleep and dream forever

My dreams have been really vivid and weird since I stopped smoking. Bizarre s***

elaborate

when I close my eyes my world comes alive

Had more crazy dreams the last few days

2 days ago I was in my neighborhood and there was a huge ass outdoor party like hundreds of people and I was tryna go up the stairs and decided to just take the elevator instead cause the stairs were packed with people and inside the elevator were cops and some dude who was being taken to the hospital and next thing I know we get out of the elevator and we’re at the hospital and the dude ask if I would hold onto some papers for him so I do thinking nothing of it and they were plans to k*ll the president and next thing I know I’m at a park and a bunch of armored vehicles come and take me and then I’m in a helicopter with them and one of the cops is Dwayne the rock Johnson and we’re flying over a bunch of like 30M mansions with huge ass waterfalls and extravagant pools and then we get out and are going through one of their side yards scaling down this huge waterfall that’s the last I remember about that one

Another i have little memory of but I was dating a Victoria justice look a like and we were in her room and I was vaping and had to sneeze and then 3 teeth came out and the napkin was all bloody then I went to the bathroom and one of my front teeth was super loose and it felt so real I was thinking about my life without one of my front teeth and then I have vague memories of there being 2 huge ass spiders crawling on top of pillows they were the size of crabs and I sprayed them with a like Lysol/Clorox spray and they splattered and were oozing out the chemicals

Last night i had a dream I was outside with this girl I went to school with and she was saying all sorts of sweet s*** to me and then fast forward I’m in my apartment and another girl I’m friends with was mocking that girls voice and talking s*** about the situation to her friend and I tried to not act mad or bothered so she had a gay guy friend who was sitting on my couch and I was tryna just be friendly and he was showing me on a tablet that he was playing the sims or some new age neopets type s*** showing me a cat he was customizing and then we talked about Sonic Youth and he started to keep inching closer to me and was kissing my cheek and I was telling him I wasn’t into that and next thing I know he’s in my room digging around for my keys and I flipped out on him and then this kept happening with a rotating cast of people who I’d keep finding hiding under my bed and looking for s*** to take and then the dream kind of flashed forward to like a different day and the girl I’m friends with was in my place again and I was telling her about her friend was hitting on me and I was mad about it and then the dream kinda got sexual with her….

I told her about the dream today but left out the part of it becoming sexual

Facts, I be waking up like "WTF was that, brain?! "

Blue eyes white dragon or Ojama king?

People who obsess about what their dreams mean are weird af. It's just your subconscious wilding out and giving you a show

Cmon now

I had a dream I had a pet bear cub

I had weird dreams last night too but I already forgot em :(

Ooo I remember now

Last night I was a new kid at a school or at least the class I was in cause the teacher was yelling at me for vaping in class and I told her I didn’t know I couldn’t and then the fire alarm went off and we were all running out the class and there was smoke in the hallways so we knew it wasn’t just a drill and we ran through the cafeteria and I heard the workers say don’t waste the lunch on the students cause they won’t even be here we gotta prioritize it for the staff and then it was a close up zoom of one of the staff members dumping huge piles of shell pasta with no sauce on a styrofoam plate and eating it while everyone else is evacuating and the whole fire drill pissed me off cause I was supposed to be a first round pick in the nfl draft that was going to be held in the auditorium that afternoon and I was excited to walk around with my draft cap on

Another dream I only remember loading a shotgun with some sort of fire bullets to make it a flame thrower and the whole point was to light a blunt with it, I was in my place opened my back door and the sky was dark but red and cloudy it looked like mats and I’m outside a big bag of weed nothing even rolled up and I’m trying to test the shotgun and I finally got flames to come out but they were burning the shotgun and I got worried it was going to explode and I remembered that I quit smoking weed and didn’t want to have a panic attack so I went back inside

in my dreams we’re still together.

Last night I had a crazy dream there was this guy in it named John Hancock who is an alcoholic, reckless superhuman imbued with flight, invulnerability, and super-strength. Acting as a haphazard superhero in Los Angeles, he is often ridiculed and hated by the public for his drunken and careless acts, and becomes enraged when called an "asshole".

Hancock rescues Ray Embrey, a public relations specialist, from an oncoming train, which he needlessly derails to do it. Thankful and seeing a career opportunity, Ray offers to help improve Hancock's public image. Hancock meets Ray's family, his son Aaron, a fan, and his wife Mary, who is suspicious of him.

Ray encourages Hancock to issue a public apology, and then go to prison for a time, until Los Angeles needs him properly. He reluctantly agrees, struggling to fit in at prison. Two fellow inmates soon threaten him as he put them there, so he injures them. Hancock is visited by Ray, who encourages him to be patient but when he hears he might be in for 8 years he starts to break out. Ray persuades him to stay inside and stick to the plan. Hancock is later visited by Mary and Aaron who bring him homemade spaghetti with meatballs.

The Los Angeles' crime rate rises and Hancock is eventually released to help. He foils a bank robbery orchestrated by Red Parker, with Hancock slicing off his hand to prevent him from activating a dead man's switch. He is praised as a hero and becomes popular.

Hancock has dinner with Ray and Mary, and reveals that he is an amnesiac and immortal, having woken up in a hospital 80 years ago with no memory of his identity. The doctors told him that as he was stopping a mugging and was clubbed in the head. Ray tells Hancock that Mary is Aaron's stepmother and that his biological mother had died in childbirth. Carrying a drunk Ray home, Hancock kisses Mary, who kisses him back but then throws him through the wall, revealing that she also has superpowers.

The next day, Hancock and Mary speak in private. She explains that there were more like them in the past - sometimes called angels or gods by others - but they are the last pair. They have lived for three thousand years and are soulmates. The other angels/gods paired up, lived human lives and then died.

Hancock flies away to tell Ray about Mary kissing him, only for her to chase him and incite a violent battle across the city. Ray witnesses the fight, later confronting the duo. Mary admits Hancock is actually her husband from the past, but that she chose to quietly leave him once he had lost his memory.

After stopping a store robbery, Hancock finds that a bullet has hurt him and he needs hospital treatment. Mary explains that the closer they are, the more mortal they become. They will lose their powers unless they stay apart. The last time Hancock and Mary were together was eighty years ago when Hancock was attacked.

Parker, who escaped prison with several other criminals, attacks the hospital to get revenge. Mary is caught in the crossfire and injured. Hancock recovers, killing the criminals, but is further injured when Parker shoots him. He is saved by Ray, who cuts off Parker's other hand with a fire axe before killing him as well. Hancock throws himself out of the hospital, trying to increase his distance from Mary so she can recover, before flying off.

A month later, Ray and his family receive a call from Hancock (who is now in New York City), revealing that he has imprinted the Moon's surface with Ray's AllHeart marketing logo. In a mid-credits scene, Hancock confronts a criminal holding a woman at gunpoint and demands that he help him escape from the police, while calling him an a****** in the process, much to Hancock's amusement.

I wish I could remember them

i haven’t had a dream since nov 21

Stop smoking weed

i don’t smoke, i had a cognitive stroke and ever since then i haven’t dreamed. i just teleport from night to morning

Sorry to hear that, hope your health is doing better now

Fernando pessoa

couldn’t be better