When I was a kid I use to live philly and I always use to do a bunch of f***ed up s*** for some reason Back in like 6th grade I use to go to jones and would always sneak out of school after they took attendance and do s*** like hang out in this one dirty ass lot fill with a bunch of shipping containers and smoke weed n s*** like that. Once while we were high we got the bright idea of going out and stealing s*** at first it was small s*** like yugioh cards then we started cleaning out the kmart on aramingo of all the damn beyblades and bedamans or whatever them s***s that shot marbles were called. We didn't really do it for any reason other than we were bored out of school :/ did a lot more scummy s*** but ill post a bit later

we still hoppin trains till this DAY

in 5th grade kids in my class would turn off the lights in the classroom would be pitch black, i use to beat the s*** out of some girl who sat next to me before the lights turned back on

Welp

haha nice try fbi

Broke into a church when I was 8 and ran when we heard people and never got caught

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Your gas station threads were prime L&A

Me and the bro found out one of our high school teachers lived near him so we stuffed cascades (little fireworks) all in his letterbox and tried blowing that s*** up. Only kinda worked and he saw us doing it. Turned out he knew we were his old students but couldn't remember our names.

in 5th grade me and my best pal found the universal key for the soap dispensers and the paper towel holders, so a few times every week we would walk around emptying the soap into the sinks and throwing all the paper towels down the toilet for like 3-4 solid months all around the school

In 8th grade we drew d***s all over the walls and doors at school with a friend lol they thought some random girls did it and they never suspected us even though we were like the usual suspects for every time there was that kind of stuff

Also I tried doing a bras d'honneur in the back of my English teacher in 8th grade but she saw me and I got suspended I really was dumb as s***

i used to throw snowballs and waterballoons at random people

we used to make molotov cocktails out of rubbing alcohol and empty glass botles and throw them out the window at school
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Polar opposites ^

The teachers definitely knew. But just preferred you not be in class

We’re you an a******?

I stole a whole poster from my English teacher during class in my sophomore year.

Some dude annoyed the f*** out of me so we broke into his locker and stole his books and then we flushed em down the toilet

Got super drunk and s*** on a playground slide