Bosses are so hard they find a way to distract you in real life

Looking back at the intro cinematic

Lore related but the game shows you the tarnished that still can see the guiding grace . Hoarah Loux , Goldmask, Dung Eater, Fia, Gideon , and your character.

Spiler smh

You start fat rolling once you go over 70% of your max equipment load

Here’s the stats for endurance and equip load

20 END - 64.1 max load
30 - 77.6
40 - 90.9
50 - 105.2
60 - 120.0

And then after that every point increases your max weight by 1 point. So 70 is 130 and so on until 99 which is 160

You can guesstimate how much you need if you know what armor and weapons you’re tryna fw

I was just joking man it aint really in Ohio

2 on 1 boss fights are kinda cringe

This one specifically where the boss does a poison breath attack then summons a spear variant replica at 50% especially cheeks

Killed the wrong npc for a quest

Haha just encountered Radahn

Nope

Death RITE Bird

The daddy of all the Deathbirds

Trying to climb this tower in Caelid n this s*** is like that ladder donkey kong game

I fell off

Found the Old roundtable hold

These mfs knights climb latters

Chill

Horizon is dope

That’s embarrassing

It’s so pretentious to not like a game and be like “well the quests weren’t designed properly” bruh it just isn’t for you, stop trying to sound smart

What on earth could be the problem with elden rings UX?

Are they part of the add easy mode crowd?

Just met loading screen lady n knight

okay maybe i shouldnt have decided to do this midsommar ass village at night s***s creepy af

They definitely want you to use spirit ashes. There's no way they expect you to do these 2v1s alone

Just got locked out of a trophy because of what happens in late game not cool

Damn that's a bad look

They did this s*** when they released HZD part 1 next to Breath of the Wild lmao

Releasing your game next to the most anticipated game TWICE must not feel good