Just pulled up to the office but I just wanna play Elden all day

Doing the mandatory pvp quest by that place where you turn in deathroots, that statue was clapping people

💀 mans uploading an april fools joke before april fools day how were we supposed to tell

gimundo c***

F*** that bird. His stupid ground fire was so unpredictable at first

Faith is based, ezpz with holy

Maliketh n Godwyn both in my top 10 soulsverse bosses they so good as a fight and lore

Edit: GODFREY not Godwyn

you mean Godfrey again bro i agree tho those two are the best ones in the game

I hate the naming convictions in Elden Ring so much with the Mels n Gods ppl

10 Best Bosses of Whole Soulsverse (not in order):

Godfrey Hoarah (Elden Ring)
Dragonlord (Elden Ring)
Maliketh (Elden Ring)
Owl Father (Sekiro)
Demon of Hatred (Sekiro)
Sister Friede (Dark Souls 3)
Gael (Dark Souls 3)
Nameless King (Dark Souls 3)
Orphan of Kos (Bloodborne)
Ludwig (Bloodborne)

HMs: Manus, Artorias, Ebrietas, Dragonslayer Armour & Radahn

You know there's some weirdo out there who thinks Godfrey is the best boss

When i misspell Godfrey as Godwyn with no correction ppl probly think im outta my mind

No Lady Maria???????

But real af for Placidusax

Maria (a bit) overrated imo just like Malenia in ER

BUT Maria would be top 20

Maria, Logarius, Isshin, Gernahm & Ornstein + Smough would round out the top 20 off the top of my head

N yeah Dragonlord is the best GIGANTIC boss fight they ever done, its an actual fight & a good one at that plus while still being a spectacle. It being able to be a real fight WHILE still being a spectacle at the same time is HUGE. Unlike Yorhm, Storm King, Fire Giant, Dragon God etc.

This is a thread on more full general thots i did a while ago for every soulsverse game lmao when i was still nerding out on my come down from beating ER: ktt2.com/favs-of-everything-in-the-fromsoftware-soulsverse-32516967

Edit: was meant to be a quote reply to Flyhiii but i f***ed it up lol

everybody looking at the post like “how tf he fight Goldwyn tho”

@FlyHiii

My bad the reply didnt connect for some reason lol

That face in the Stormveil basement really resonated with me

So many of the next bosses after 20 would be Bloodborne beast n dungeon bosses (like Vicar, Watchdog, Laurence etc.) n DS3 bosses (Vordt, Dancer, Pontiff etc.) the s*** is so good BB n DS3 are so consistent bro maybe the most consistent in the soulsverse with bosses minus the few gimmick ones

I think I beat every boss I could find on Elden Wiki

Got all 15 remembrance

Leveled all my weapons to +25 / +10

Decided to go with Fia’s ending

Really nerded out
Usually play cod / halo / Fortnite so this was refreshing

Theres two boss things i wish that happened:

I wish u fight Marika + Elden (since her half hates the Order n shattered the ring) if you do choices for the Order, or fight Radagon + Elden (since his side likes the Order n tried to repair the ring) if you do choices against the Order.

And I wish if you chose to open the frenzy door while Melina is with you, you then fight Melina as a boss like the lady in Sekiro if you decide to sacrifice the boy with Owl.

Those two things would have made the game an 11/10. It would not only make sense lore n char wise, but would also add a lot more replayability n more permanent/heavier action to the "faction" choices/quests n endings.

@Kenig @basedspirit @FlyHiii @Mace @rise_zero

I could never lay a hand on Melina

Me neither but the option would have been chefs kiss

She can be a npc summon for Morgott n it seems she does have "Boos AI" as well in her code, so maybe it was planned at some point like the Sekiro lady, but then dropped:

Would have been dope after u talk to her at the grace in front of the frenzy door, then you click to open the door, n its a cinematic of ur hand reaching out to the door then melina grabs ur hand n fully comes out the fog, says some s*** to shame/guilt u n at the end says sumn like "if u really insist on destroying everything, then u must destroy me first" THEN HER BOSS BATTLE BEGINS

mapgenie.io/elden-ring/checklists/boss-checklist

Good checklist for all the bosses in the game

I still got Altus Pleateau, MOTG and CFA to do but I have almost entirely every other boss beat

The only ones I don’t are a couple invasions and 2 bosses in Caelid that I just didn’t get to yet…. Godskin Apostle and the Knight of the Great Jar invaders

Recusant Henricus just won’t spawn for me so that’s frustrating I won’t be able to beat every one until NG+

I killed Patches accidentally so I don’t think I can get the Great Horned Tragoth invasion

And I killed Mohg before I killed all 3 of the Nameless White Mask invaders…. Only killed 1 and I thought I read if you kill Mohg then you can’t go back and defeat them but I’ll have to double check that one