bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-01-29/elon-musk-says-first-human-patient-has-received-brain-implant?srnd=premium-europe&embedded-checkout=true

It begins.

the person in question in 12 hours:

Welcome to the beginning of the end.

After 1000 dead bodies right ?

It's been that way for a minute Hedi Slimane

put the chip in me mr Zuckerberg. I am ready .

is this the same s*** that killed all them monkeys

What a terrible time to be alive

Elon trash

I'm doing fine so far. I'll keep y'all updated.

Okay elon musk

This'll backfire

Imagine being Elon Musk's first test subject

You know damn well he's not gonna give AF if the subject has a bad reaction.

Its probably that tikotok instagram rich tech couple that have other chips implanted in them like a chip that opens their front door when they put their wrist up to the scanner & other s***

bro is not getting firmware updates

What could go wrong

Kino tbh

This dude can’t even run a social media company why you letting him put cybernetic implants into your brain?

Not sure why you would advertise this until it’s 100% looking like it’s not gonna have any complications

Putting it in someone is nothing, making sure it doesn’t kill them after a week or do god knows what else is the more challenging part

F*** this regardless tho

Recovering ?