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  • Sep 17, 2022
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    I’m sorry
    I’m going to have to be a terrible human tonight

    And just start calling her dumb right away and getting fake frustrated with her and if she’s about to figure something out yell it out loudly and try to take the credit

  • Semi 🐬
    Sep 17, 2022
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    Fire Lord

    I’m sorry
    I’m going to have to be a terrible human tonight

    And just start calling her dumb right away and getting fake frustrated with her and if she’s about to figure something out yell it out loudly and try to take the credit

    Don't do this please

  • Sep 17, 2022
    Dedication 666

    nigga bout to come out the closet as dumb 💀

  • Sep 17, 2022
    Semi

    Maybe she is on her form asking how to not let her boyfriend know she knows he is dumb while going to an escape room.

    Who knows?

    Maybe they made for each other

    She on TaylorToThe

  • Sep 17, 2022
    Semi

    Don't do this please

    He’s a troll

  • Sep 17, 2022
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    greedy

    Pics of her would suffice

    Down bad

  • Sep 17, 2022
    Fire Lord

    I’m sorry
    I’m going to have to be a terrible human tonight

    And just start calling her dumb right away and getting fake frustrated with her and if she’s about to figure something out yell it out loudly and try to take the credit

    Do NOT do that you idiot

  • Semi 🐬
    Sep 17, 2022
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    @Abcdef save your man

  • Sep 17, 2022

    You just look busy, touch everything in the room, and then blame her for being a bad teammate.

    When you do figure something out you do the Urkel 'did I do that?' and let her slowly lose all self-esteem.

  • Sep 17, 2022
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    HaroldsChicken

    The true escape will be when she realizes you are dumb asking us for advice and leaves you. When she runs away from you and you have to replay the Escape room but now by yourself over and over again until you finally solve it and when you do finally exit that escape room after days of no food, water or sleep I pray you see her walking in with your replacement into the same escape room. As your brain darts you walk outside in circles you see the sun you crave the escape room that used to be your prison because the sun without her is a prison you can't escape. You wait outside hoping her new man fails and you get another chance. They come out smiling and laughing he nods at you and says he has heard a lot about you. She nods and says "I wish you well in life". What you can never truly escape is what people think they know about you from the past so you must be present don't aggregate your thoughts from KTT nerds be yourself intelligence isn't just in calculated situations you pay to be in very often its the calculated situation we all pay to be in with our taxes reality.

    So when you exit this thread and close KTT on your phone or windows device I want you to consider how every single day when you wake up the choices you make are an escape room and you don't necessarily have to save her if you use your minds together. You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes. You just have to be a Fire Lord. Because if you follow KTT advice she will leave you. No one here wants you happy with a girlfriend. They just see your text and avy daily. They are rooting for your downfall as an entertaining thread on this section but the first person who has to believe in you is you so stop calling yourself dumb

    Wow deep

  • Sep 17, 2022
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    op but fr make sure you have some breath mints, gum, tic tacs for yourself and her too

    You’ll be fine

  • Sep 17, 2022
    DaParkDog

    Wow deep

    I try to help y'all in long form prose

  • Sep 17, 2022
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    Fire Lord

    I’m sorry
    I’m going to have to be a terrible human tonight

    And just start calling her dumb right away and getting fake frustrated with her and if she’s about to figure something out yell it out loudly and try to take the credit

    lock thread we trolling now

  • Semi 🐬
    Sep 17, 2022
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    Yo get an earpiece and a camera I got you

  • Sep 17, 2022
    afterimage

    op but fr make sure you have some breath mints, gum, tic tacs for yourself and her too

    You’ll be fine

    nah OP have some Kombucha and garlic

  • Sep 17, 2022
    deadass

    Just expose yourself u deserve it

  • Sep 17, 2022
    Semi

    Yo get an earpiece and a camera I got you

  • Sep 17, 2022
    blonded

    lock thread we trolling now

    When she ask to see his ACT score and he says "I never went to acting school I am as real as they come"

  • Sep 17, 2022
    Semi

    Yo get an earpiece and a camera I got you

    • proceeds to give him the worst advice possible
  • Sep 17, 2022
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    look up spoilers online

  • Sep 17, 2022
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    branmalt

    look up spoilers online

    I tried there are none

  • Sep 17, 2022
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    true question is what should I eat tonight if most of the vegan restaurants are some distance away

  • Sep 17, 2022

    Females just sit in a corner and be on their phone when you take them to an escape room

  • Sep 17, 2022
    blonded

    lock thread we trolling now

    Yeah okay the minute she gets in the car I’m saying “what’s up dummy dum dum”

  • Sep 17, 2022
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    HaroldsChicken

    true question is what should I eat tonight if most of the vegan restaurants are some distance away

    Fruit

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