This woman just started working at my job. She’s super egotistical and competitive. I’ve never met someone more disgusting in my life.

“I bet I can get more sales today”

That’s what’s up bro……

“Yeah I had a business before working here so I mean I didn’t really need the role immediately”
shows me a tax return for 80k

Ughhhh why are you walking around with your tax returns????

Awkwardly smiles showing me her baby teeth.

This dummy had the audacity to say she can’t walk to get coffee because she’s wearing her Gucci slippers.

She already got in trouble for buying Louie Vutton envelopes like a f***ing moron because we can’t use that s*** at work f***ing dumb ass

She got caught lying on my coworker and then started crying at a happy hour too.

Should I get this bum ass b**** fired or what?

How the f*** you got two kids and act younger than them?

I see why he left ya dumb ass.

LV ENVELOPES nooo

Just ignore the bih and go about ur day

She’s on the sales team

upper management hired this f***ing closeted meth head

Should avoid those “happy hours”

I must not be bougie enough, because I had no idea that LV envelopes are a thing that you can buy.

She should

And instead raise her f***ing kids

Bum ass b****

imagine trying to fire someone because you dont like them, what happened to solidarity

She from Europe

Last name sound like she could be hitlers niece or some s***

I gotta get her out of here quick before she take over

Also what are the chances of her doing all of that because she's trying to impress/flirt with you?

OP projecting

She wouldn’t spare me if she had the chance

SO I GOTTA PULL THE TRIGGER FIRST

b**** summer down before I dog walk you like the dog kissing s*** that you are

I don’t f*** with basic b****es

damn op you're basically working with a celebrity that never made it

^ something an insecure person would say

Nah that actually happened

I feel bad for her father

Lmfao

The last name of Hitler's niece would probably be Hitler

Peter Raubal, Heiner Hochegger, and Alexander, Louis and Brian Stuart-Houston

Keeping distance with coworkers isn't easy

I just mind my business and smile and wave

Bro I’m already building a case I got two just need three more to get her out the paint

Damn just for being annoying?

Im not the only person dealing with her eccentric personality.

Strength in numbers