He's a cool guy and I been going there since my freshman year of college, I know he has kids and needs the money too. I tip well.

Today is the last straw, tho. I tell this f***in blockhead several times LOW FADE LOW FADE LOOOOWW and he goes "What that is?" Nigga you a barber?

So I google it show him photos and he goes oh yeah I know what that is a drop fade. I say not really, but you a barber so just copy what's in the photo.

This goofy mfer gone gimme a drop fade anyway high as hell up my head and it makes me look like Urkel.

Just gonna review bomb is s*** and go on about my day.

What do you think the solution is

He’s the only barber in town? You live in Nowhere, Kansas like Courage?

Carpet bombing.

It's not that easy. You have to be like in tune with your specific barber and build a relationship, so they know your head shape etc.

This like breaking up and having to start a new relationship

Sorry for my oversimplification

No need to review bomb just find a new barber

I switch barbers (relatively) all the time, it’s really not that big a deal

I mean if you went back after the first time he f***ed up I can’t even feel bad for you

Beat the f*** out of him, he should stop

Oh you like living on the edge

Maybe it’s just bc I mostly just get fades all the time, which is relatively simple- if my more familiar barber is busy when I want a cut then I’ll just go w the next best option to fit my schedule

break up w him

No a barber gon really try to give u as good a cut as possible 1st time u sit in his chair. Otherwise how would they get new customers

so you be letting him f*** yo s*** up AND you tip the nigga? Do you want a friend or a barber?

You're in an abusive relationship with your barber and keep going back

What that is has me crine

lmao i feel you man. because of covid all the barbers were full so i had to go a couple of times to one where he just does the EXACT opposite of i want him to do lmao. He's a chill dude and the haircut was not bad but not what i asked

Blockhead lmaooooooooo you sound like my dad

Either pull up with the strap or tell him how he’s f***ing your s*** up