• taking a s*** and still having a stomach ache afterwards
• waking up your girlfriend for morning s***but she's not in the mood so now you wasted what could have been a perfectly fine quiet morning alone for no reason
• sleeping on your balls

Like you can't relate

no because

• I don't eat s***
• I don't have a gf
• I use a pillow to put my leg over it so that leaves some room for the balls

Either you're a genius or I'm completely ed

• boredom/procrastination
• flying roaches
• paper straws

how the f*** do you sleep on your balls like huh??? what does this mean???

if flying roaches was an everyday thing for me I'd be outta there so fast

Florida summers hit diff

paper straws are the worst

jobs

slow people walking in front of you, right in the middle of the f***ing sidewalk, giving you zero chance to pass

Spending 8 hrs a day at work doing jack s***

people saying Pete Davidson, even though his name is Skete

neighbours getting out of their apartments at the same f***ing time I get out of mine

Hate when the earphones quality gets worse and you have to move it a lil to make it sound good and it's not bad enough that you have to replace it

Also I hate getting new shoes and that they're so expensive

Awkward

I swear I don't even get out that much but everytime I open my door and lock it, I hear someone else's keys clinging down the stairs

You don’t have balls

You wouldn’t understand

But i do

inflation

also, people saying
"you should smile more"

putting in contact lenses have singlehandedly reduced my life by about 20 years from the sheer amount of stress they cause

Morning s***is woar

Yall both stink, breath on ass mode, pasty from night sweats. S*** is ass