Everybody's sucking cock all the time. Now the edgy thing to be is straight. No-one's f***ing p****. You're a hipster if you f*** p****.

#StraightGang
#EdgeGang

#NotStraightEdgeGang

I'm gay af. And black. I'm gay black woman. Where's my prize?

Someone should reward me cos I'm so oppressed. I'm trans.

Imagine being a white man White men are so racist.

I bet most people on KTT2 think I'm an okay person tho. It gives me hope for the future that some people like me even with all my faults.

I could've been Jesus if the Vegas shooting hadn't happened. I was on track to become Jesus. All I had to do was shut up. But I had to post psychotic s*** online.

I hope I go to prison one day. I deserve that. And I might get tortured too, which I might not like, but I deserve that too.

You’re a woman?

Yes. She/her. No. Actually I'm just trolling. I'm a white man. Therefore I should be ashamed of myself.

That's why Fox News thought I was Jesus for a while cos they think Jesus is a white man. No way they would have accepted me if I was Middle-Eastern for example.

This ain’t gonna get you into heaven I promise u big bro

Ye. I might be going to hell. But i did save the world tho.

girls are a nice dessert but (lady)boys are the main course.

What's the endgame OP

To destroy Thanos.

Never watched these movies sorry. Did he win in the end? Probably not I guess

Good guys won. But Ironman died i guess. Didnt pay really close attention

In the Avengers Endgame movie they referenced me too. They said Thanos had been on Earth for 23 days. I made 23 an unlucky number

And also in the promo they were like we gotta finish this. Im finnish. Finishing means to save the world, like i did. I finished it.

Middle america aint ready for fax like this

@fbi

You call the FBI and explain to them about me. I've called the Las Vegas police but I never heard anything back from them.

They don't wanna punish me cos I saved the world from North Korea.

And like it could have been that the shooting would have happened regardless of me posting psychotic stuff online. We'll never know though so it's frustrating.

I mean the former presidents of the US made a video where they said "thank you", "thank you", "thank you"...

It was right after I had come up with the thing to say to Kim.

And they never made any reference to me in the police report about the shooting. So it must've been a huge cover-up if I am to blame.

Surely they would've put it in the police report if his browsing history had my Twitter on it.