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  • do you think there's someone on taylor swift's marketing team keeping a close eye on the numbers as marques brownlee's highly anticipated iphone duo review pulls almost the same views as her new music video, which dropped on a friday and is maybe underperforming a bit at 5 million views in its first 10 hours? like, is there an actual room somewhere where people are watching this race unfold in real time, worrying that someone might notice and turn it into a whole conversation about the changing hierarchy of internet fame?

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    the woman just released this drivel to keep her numbers up i promise you she has atleast 2500 missing people in an underground bunker monitoring every number that's ever existed like mentats

  • Botney

    do you think there's someone on taylor swift's marketing team keeping a close eye on the numbers as marques brownlee's highly anticipated iphone duo review pulls almost the same views as her new music video, which dropped on a friday and is maybe underperforming a bit at 5 million views in its first 10 hours? like, is there an actual room somewhere where people are watching this race unfold in real time, worrying that someone might notice and turn it into a whole conversation about the changing hierarchy of internet fame?

    this is an A24 movie plot

  • they're selling behind the scenes voice memos now? wtf lol

  • sfsorrow

    the woman just released this drivel to keep her numbers up i promise you she has atleast 2500 missing people in an underground bunker monitoring every number that's ever existed like mentats

    https://twitter.com/cosexter/status/2112705507467342019

    This is indefensible

  • sfsorrow

    the woman just released this drivel to keep her numbers up i promise you she has atleast 2500 missing people in an underground bunker monitoring every number that's ever existed like mentats

    https://twitter.com/cosexter/status/2112705507467342019

    Surely this is a joke right?