Am I the only one who thinks that it’s one of the stupidest skits ever? Unless I’m misunderstanding it, why would he not add the girl he’s with on Facebook? S*** just feels some pseudo intellectual bullshit

my most listened to album is Blonde by like a landslide and i legitimately cannot even tell u what that skit is about, i think i heard it like 5 times in my life in total

Ty

Ur looking at it from a surface level, it’s basically commentary on love in the digital age

Blonde skits are so wack
Only skippable things of that album

i think the "mom" skit fits very well tbh

The only way I would even begin to justify it logically is if by “accepting” he means creating a profile and adding her. If he’s stating he has one and doesn’t add her it’s stupid and there’s no way you can convince me otherwise

Facebook story is such interesting skit since it is so relatable

It's pretty triggering

''She told me like, uh, "It's, it's over, I can't believe you"
I said, "Come on, you're crazy, because like, yeah
I'm in front of you, I'm every day, here in your house''

Then accept her you weirdo? Mf acting like it's a big deal to add someone on facebook. Super trash skit where he thought he had one

Yep

Yes, I actually agree it is stupid cuz I would personally accept it, he wasn’t wrong to say no either. But like the be yourself skit these are both things that give you insight to the narrative of the story.

Fav track tbh

Jelouzyy purr jealouzy

I always got the impression this was when Facebook was starting out and he didn't even like using the site

i love you

I think it’s hilarious, I’m glad it exists

finally someone with common sense

worst part really is the accent to me

Facebook Story is so f***ing trash.

Even if this story’s message wasn’t so stupid i’d skip it, bruh like i don’t care about your damn love life weirdo, i didn't ask you, get back to Frank

Accent drives me mad makes me wanna punch a frenchman in his baguette ass face

I don’t actually mind the Be Yourself skit because I understand the premise especially within the album. FB Story just reminds me of an English professor trying to halo reach a connection together that makes no f***ing sense

I mean its weird but it makes total sense.
How would he cheat if he is with her every day at her house.
It is weird but i really like it.
Really ties in with that Device Controll track from Endless

I'd agree if the girl wasn't accusing him of cheating just cuz he wouldn't add her on fb

People have been calling it trash for years lol