was thinking the lotion that reminds me of banging this girl in the back of my friend's car when i was 17. good times

ah yeah my last gf was way kinkier and we used coconut all the time new gf doesnt like it but i still smell p**** whenever i get a whiff of coconut oil

Getting h**** at the Rite Aid

i remember my sister and I tried to break a coconut for two hours at my cousins house. we were throwing it out of every window of the house and the s*** just wouldnt break so my one of my cousins finally just grabbed a mini axe to get it open and we tasted the entrails. it was nasty!

Yeah we did this too, pops hacked it open with his machete eventually

When he used to bring home huge bags of live crabs from logging camp way up north needed nutcrackers to get into them s***s

destroying the enemy one nutcrack at a time

My great granddad used to bring live crabs all the time. Crawling over the sink. He'd just boil them.

S*** I still be bangin em in the ride

IF YOU WANT IT YOU GOTTA EARN IT

YOU GOTTA ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR EARN IT

Some mon made a thread bout Miles having the goat discography and he may be right.. But one thing not disputable is how hard his album covers are :datass: what a jam too

whatever works

@Very_Based @cashchie just ordered this bracelet to match my necklace viviennewestwood.com/en/women/jewellery/bracelets/mayfair-bas-relief-bracelet-pink-gold%2F-rhodium-61020032G118G118.html

This a wild sentence to read in 2021.

Arent the Beach Boys dead

their fans sure as hell aren’t

yoooo that goes hard

still need to add a couple viv tees and hoodies to the wardrobe tbh

its honestly peak how bad coming to america 2 was compared to the original

dude made pancake

they say he's fine though but

@Very_Based :

@Koala that trailer :datass:

haha I saw the thumbnail and knew it was a clossic.. they really dont make comedy's anymore