Was any of u weirdos here in 2011? I doubt it

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Last night I was looking for some p*** of the not gay variety. Obviously gay p*** is gay, so instead I went looking for guy on girl p***. But I realized that features a guy, with a p****, and is therefore 50% gay. So I started looking for some girl on girl action, till I realized that is lesbian, and is therefore 100% gay. So clearly, I had to look into alternative options. I started to consider hentai: since no one in it is real, it can’t contain guys, so it’s not gay, right? Well, hentai is anime, which not only is gay, but also makes me a weeb. The worst option so far. I considered traps. I’ve long heard debate over whether traps are gay, so I decided to do the math. The gayness of traps lies in the premise. Let’s consider the 5 base premises: 1) a guy and a trap, where the guy initially thinks he’s with a girl: effectively guy on girl, 50% gay 2) a guy with a trap, and the guy knew it was a trap: Dude looking for some d***, that’s gay 3) a girl with a trap, where the girl doesn’t k now it’s a trap: that’s lesbian, and is gay 4) a girl with a trap, where the girl knows it’s a trap: effectively guy on girl, therefore 50% gay Therefore, on average traps are 75% gay, with a minimum gayness of 50%. Not an improvement. The 5th option, trap on trap, is a singularity of the 4 prior possibilities, and is therefore on average 75% gay again. So I got into specifics. What if it was girl on girl, and the premise was at least one of the girls was just bi-curious, and not actually fully lesbian? Well, in that case, their curiosity makes them a cat. Cats are furries, and furries are gay So how about a girl soloing? Well that’s a girl touching girl bits. Lesbian and gay. My conclusion is that the only way to live a life free of homosexual sin is to liberate oneself of sexual desire at all, and become an asexual. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

I still have no idea what this thread is about and I feel like I lose brain cells every time I’m in it

Spaghetti is wild

Alright Brian now if we're going to get you ready to compete in that dog show we've got a lot of training to cover lets Begin by doing some work with the clicker oh yea I've seen these you click it when you want me to do a trick and then I get a treat so I Associate the two no I use it to punctuate my jokes now Brian you've got a run over and be good on all fours If Nathan Lane can do it so can you? Okay ha ha But maybe we should just focus on getting ready for the show well Look who wants to be prepared You're a regular beagle Scout wait shouldn't I be the one who clicks if I like the joke? You can't just click after everything you say if it's funny, I can and so far. They've all landed, unlike the planes on 9/11 See no click that one was in poor taste. Not funny. You know I was supposed to be on one of those planes Yeah, me too How you doing You feeling good because this thing is gonna come down to the arbitrary whims of whatever Elderly volunteers were able to get transportation here on a Tuesday. Yeah, right hey watch it the hell's his problem careful That's your competition his name's max. He's a four-time winner and kind of a crowd favorite Okay start the dog show yes you all want to start the dog show. Don't you? Battle to it for the males and as our judges tabulate the results we can now announce our female division the winning b**** for the 10th year in a row is Katherine Heigl Thank you. Thank you. No, but for real. It's that dog Ellie over there And our winner in the male division is brian Griffin yes Man thank you for all your help Stewie. I really couldn't have done it what's going on? This this is it it's happening right here right now, uh-huh They have to certify the union Brian stud is ready to mount please turn up the lights what no no the opposite in fact It's someone maybe turn on some some Drake or the weekend. He's blowing it. You can't do it quagmire. What are you doing here? Oh, I have an all-access pass to anything in this town. That's sex-related offering manual assistance Commencing Union, okay, okay, thanks, man, but you know I I got this I got this If you just just give me a second to get like a scenario in my head um maybe a hot babysitter who needs to pay for college so she Can somebody please shut those dogs up this specimen is unable to perform. Please bring in the boxer? I'm sorry Brian, but this is what I was trying to tell you I'm sorry too, but I see now that you were right I'm just not sure how this could work or or how our relationship could fit into your world. Hey, let's talk I guess this is goodbye. I guess it is. I'll always remember you Brian I'll always remember you Willie. I promise to name one of the puppies after you. Let's just cross our fingers It's not one of the ones he eats Thanks that means a lot, okay? We're at the part where he bites down on the back of my neck so we should probably wrap this up. Yeah Whoa Max's grandfather may have been a horse come on. Let's just go home, okay? Is this the romantic ending you were hoping for look that was a tricky situation? All right the lights the people watching if it hadn't been for all that trust me I would owe to set her world on fire no way you didn't even start the fire Oh, no, that's you bacon preschool Chris. No see Val a young Lois German guy lots of dogs are Arthur valentine we didn't write an ending so we're all together trying to make it better They didn't write an ending for what the heck. I still take the check the check the check Mom kill the jaywalker

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I’m scared of cupcakes so don’t bring them to my birthday party dumb b****

I cant believe i came itt and watched 1/4 of a family guy episode for 0 reason

yo why is this so funny

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I'm the largest and oldest of the Teletubbies. I'm 10 feet tall. I'm covered in bright purple terrycloth, have a tomgirlish type and a triangular antenna on my head. My favorite thing is red luggage which I always carry. I often hang out with Po.

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