Americans when they accidentally bump into somebody

u clearly never been in danger there in liberal holland

What you’re saying isn’t realistic lol. Most violent situations you’re not talking your way out of if a mf is desperate enough.

How is this relevant lol

I got some help

tbf in pakistan we used to sleep with the shotgun next to us just in case. S*** was goated

Fathers gotta teach their sons to stop crashing out over women

Nigga pulled out Tessaiga

My family used to have a bunch of shotguns at home in Ethiopia

Sometimes they'd be in standoffs with hyenas but they used flashlights to scare them away

America vs the world hours

First I would teleport behind him
Then kick him in the knees
This would buy me time to call the police as he falls down

What if he had weapons of mass destruction

The correct nomenclature is not hyenas, but somalis and i dont think it was very nice of your family

Just say you hate women

It’s a war on men out here

Bush era makes more sense now

Mickey mouse gender

Itt: Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.

Disgusting. Hope he get life

That's pretty bold thinking we don't do that here

To all americans here, why wouldnt you use a knife here? It gets the job done too

Can’t let him get close

Thats what the knife is for