Hey gang its Big Bulba again,

Over the last several months I've been putting in some work at the gym cultivating mass to live up to my name, and one thing that people often neglect is recovery, but not me.

About once a month I like to go to my local massage parlor and get a good massage. But earlier today when I stopped by, all the women massage therapists were booked and they only had men that were free.

Now you know me, Big Bulby, Progressive King. I'm not homophobic so I said sure I'll let the big man toss me around, it ain't no thang. Now, I've really enjoyed the massages I've gotten here, and the women have all been very professional. But this man's hands were able to apply pressure that these other women simply don't have the strength to.

So just a while ago I'm telling all my boys about this massage I got, and everyone's tryna make gay jokes.

For one, it's 2024 fellas. Two, how is getting a quality massage gay? Three, if it is gay, is not letting a man massage you homophobic? What do we think KTT?

not at all lol i have a few times during couples massages w my gf

did your d*** move at all while getting massage?

if so then it might be if not u good

No but I still wouldn’t prefer it

IMO, yes

There’s nothing wrong with being gay tho

only if you get an erection

Gay is a sectrum. On a scale of 1 to 10 it's probably a 3 but if you moan it's a 6

yes, but its ok to be gay

No but I’d prefer not to

Need tiny Asian hands to get between these nooks and crannies

Idk, but I'd be more than glad to get it.

Not at all.

Sometimes you need the weight and strength of a man to relieve your f***ed-up back

no it's not gay to get a nuru massage by a burly man

I think it moved.

this is racist

Yeah but in a harmless way not worth pointing out to me

obviously wtf

next time ask him for the happy ending

Don’t athletes get massaged by men?

yes

How he gonna know if he hitting it right

this question feels strange bc it implies getting a massage from a woman is inherently sexual

its not

but nobody would be surprised if you bricked up