When I was a little boy and told people I was gonna be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no-one's laughing now!

Kumar....what is that, like five O's, two U's

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Get busy living or get busy dying

im gonna go get the papers, get the papers

Sonny: Is there any special country you wanna go to?

Sal: Wyoming.

Sonny: Sal, Wyoming's not a country.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the WAR room!"

I always tell the truth, even when I lie.