tbf Covid and monkeypox aren't usually that dangerous. I guess they might be when you have HIV tho

Somebody had to be an a****** and do it

dude after he got the test results

Dudes gonna end up like Mr. Burns.

So many diseases circulating in his body that they manage to somehow keep him alive when he should have died a long time ago.

Degeneracy has consequences

not a competition

Triple entendre don’t even ask me how

In what order did they tell him the diagnosis

What was that?