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Burt had a mega brain moment this morning and figured everything out... except the minor detail that he thinks this is a gay dating show.

Disgusting
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What did she smell?

It was funny as s*** too last night, Burt went back to sleep fully clothed

Her own breath

(I didn't think that actually works to know what your breath smells like, but if she reacted so dramatically that s*** must've stank)

Reacted like she was gonna puke

I wonder what today’s curveball will be. Maybe some more Ben and Sam fake drama

I'd be lying if I said that I wasn't nervous and empathetic about Burt's mental health situation. He's saying he's not going to take his schizo meds anymore and will just use his herbal supplements. Production is walking a very tight rope by having this guy on the show, but the payoff (all the content) has been incredible. We love you, Burt

Bro the reveal is gonna be hilarious

Burt had a wild night last night. Felt bad for the dude at some point

Alex and Mizzy were gaslighting him so f***ing hard today. At a certain point I have to feel guilty for watching it. Dude is an adult autistic child. Heart of gold but completely paranoid and obsessed with s***& violence.

But also notice how despite the worries & delusions he's having about the house, he has not said a word about wanting to leave lmao

he's ironclad ironclad about staying

Alex has talked about Burt for 4 hours today. Computer is gonna tell Burt.

Maybe there's a chance of a relationship between the two of them

Burt found out alex has (had?) a wife

camera switching back and forth from sam telling the fish burt is medicated and not a threat to burt schizo rambling in b3

Sam and Ben are telling Burt to chill and under the table talking to us. Saying “take a week off, relax, play the game, you’re doing good”

Sham election. Burt is #mypresident

They keep running polls asking if burt should leave