my girl dragged me out last night with her bird brain friends

s*** was fine and it was a $10 cover all you can drink, but I ended up having a few too many.

I've always done pedialyte and tons of carbs/salt (usually waffle house hash brown bowl) but s*** only works like 90% at best

what do yall do so I can try it next time?

Just throw up and go on with ya day

Pedialyte works, and since you’ve done that I mean

Chug water before you go to sleep

Brush your teeth

This too lmao

stop before you self destruct

I'm a b**** about throwing up tbh

You must be fun at parties

20 years sober until last night

get drunk again

adderall exists

Cool out for a few hours you’ll bounce back

It doesn’t make you fun you look like you’re on meth at a recreational dose because you are lmao

I took it for a while, people don’t realize how tweaked they look

I don’t get hangovers, I get up and work

Dawg laying in your bed and just knowing that you're about to throw up any minute now is the worst f***ing feeling ever

All while everything around you is spinning and you're sweaty asf

Never drinking again

envious

But you work hungover

sleep, water, shower, fresh air

This is true

keep drinking

I feel it, I use to be the same way tbh until I got tired of feeling s***ty most of the day waiting to throwing up.

Can’t hide the truth from me Chef Boyardee

It's Gods fresh start. Clean out the toxins

Old fashioned

corned beef hash omelette and bloody mary

gatorade

a beer if im not doing s*** that day