Got roasted one time for wearing the same shirts too much

being black in a area of dominicans / puerto ricans

being smaller than everyone else and generally b**** made

for my hair, mfs would put pencils on my afro like
and asking me later ''aye tho can you give me my pen back?''

idk i just wasn’t cool. nothing really specific.

earl said it best man, too black for the white kids to white for the blacks.

but then i started popping d**** to be seen as cool and it was worst mistake of my life

this is ALPHABEAR

Having beat up shoes

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bro???

link?

I looked like a honeybun in middle/9th grade

Buck teeth too

Now i got a beard and straight teeth. Thank you to my afro semitic genes!

always being the shortest kid

I showed up in 8th grade with these obviously fake Jordan’s on thinking I was fresh. Niggas roasted the f*** out of me. I never lived that s*** down

Anytime I would show up with some Js on niggas would be asking if they were real

I also had a little duck walk going on but thats cuz my nuts hang low

Big bro, I was in HS

YO something similar happened to me too!!

Brought an old ass gen Sidekick back when they were poppin and all my “friends” had the new ones and they clowned my ass :’(

mans was in high school, that's illegal my boy.

for sleeping with the teacher

Skinny jeans, but then everybody and their brother switched up. Even the jocks were wearing them s***s

Never really got roasted but I overheard this kid talking about how my feet stank

This is a rollercoaster of a story

Loving school lunch cause that’s all there was

I brought a mutton roll to school and people were laughing at me cause it looked like a p****.

made a thread on it a while back but this one day at lunch i got a milk carton and when i drank from it, this c***like substance got in my mouth. as soon as i felt it i spit it out and this slime like substance got all over my face. i sat there in shock tryna process what was happening and then the whole lunch table clowned me

i told them it was soiled milk but deep down i thought a milk carton distributer nutted in my s*** and sealed it up 😓. the homies clowned me for drinking c***almost every single day after that for the remainder of the year

i still don't know what it was. soiled milk has a chunky consistency and smells bad. the milk smelled normal and it was slimy at the top, but liquid at the bottom

my friends used to roast the s*** out of me for the short shorts we had to wear for cross country

s***’s were basically booty shorts