Apr 4, 2021I used to get clowned by my homies for gettin no b****es too lmao once I hit puberty roles reversed
Apr 4, 2021
A Mad Ass NiggaIn my school you got roasted for ANYTHING. Even if you did good on tests n s*** mfs ah get on you lmao. Them were the days.
S*** was goofy
It could be raining and u come prepared with an umbrella and niggas will be like "this nigga brought an umbrella 🤣🤣🤣"
Apr 4, 2021A Mad Ass NiggaIn my school you got roasted for ANYTHING. Even if you did good on tests n s*** mfs ah get on you lmao. Them were the days.
Lmfao, you'd be sitting at lunch doing some homework for the next class, then you get called a nerd and get your shoes made fun of for like a week or two.
Shoe game had to be crazy or you were liable to get heated at any moment
Didn't matter who you were either, quiet studious people, loud n funny ppl... Etc. And then those dudes who would forget to put on deodorant would get musty roasts for like months or years. Would never live it down 🤣
Apr 4, 2021
HushermanHaving ashy ass legs in elementary 6th grade
When that happened I always learned to lotion myself before heading out of my houseWhen people would play tic tac toe on your legs cause they dry as s***
Apr 4, 2021i had a bag from the tennis company head
Apr 4, 2021Everything under the sun lmao
But I'm doing way better than any of them niggas now. I got problems like everyone else but I know a dude who used to roast people harder than anyone and he's a deadbeat that lives in a van now.
S*** change after high school, remember that if you still in it.
- Apr 4, 2021
Head Shape
Crooked teeth 
Apr 4, 2021You deserved it nigga
Apr 4, 2021I didn’t f*** my date after prom and my friend made a meme about it on Twitter and the whole school roasted me
Here’s the meme:
- Apr 4, 2021·1 reply
Had really bad eczema.
- Apr 5, 2021Not Like Josuke
Had really bad eczema.
Oh yeah me too man, bad thing is the exczema reached my scalp so i had these big ass white rings on my head, had to go bald, that s*** was a nightmare
Saturday 💣Apr 5, 2021Acne
New Balances
Girlfriends
Apr 5, 2021·1 reply
throwawayokaymade a thread on it a while back but this one day at lunch i got a milk carton and when i drank from it, this c***like substance got in my mouth. as soon as i felt it i spit it out and this slime like substance got all over my face. i sat there in shock tryna process what was happening and then the whole lunch table clowned me
i told them it was soiled milk but deep down i thought a milk carton distributer nutted in my s*** and sealed it up 😓. the homies clowned me for drinking c***almost every single day after that for the remainder of the year
i still don't know what it was. soiled milk has a chunky consistency and smells bad. the milk smelled normal and it was slimy at the top, but liquid at the bottom
you drank some semen
- Apr 5, 2021ALPHABEAR
I got joshed in HS on the bus in front of everyone by my one friend cuz I bought puma shoes lol (I was always a soccer player)
I remember f***ing his older sister after some time and taping part of it, and in that part she was begging for something lmaooo, (and ofc) the vid leaked between our friends
He confirmed watching it but kept saying “aww that’s stupid, y’all stupid bro”
He ended up dying two years later in a car crash or something
his sis was flirting with me at the mf funeralman alphabear you always doing the most
- Apr 5, 2021CRACKASTEPPAVEGAN
you drank some semen
i'm afraid so
Apr 5, 2021I was roasted for not being nerd enough for hip hop
That’s why I joined this site to get my nerd level up
Apr 5, 2021for being a goofball tbh.
a nigga was too goofy.
- Apr 5, 2021
PedroI wore 2 Gap shirts in middle school, and my "friends" would say it stood for Gay Ass Pedro 🙃
I wouldve fired yo ass up
Apr 5, 2021throwawayokaymade a thread on it a while back but this one day at lunch i got a milk carton and when i drank from it, this c***like substance got in my mouth. as soon as i felt it i spit it out and this slime like substance got all over my face. i sat there in shock tryna process what was happening and then the whole lunch table clowned me
i told them it was soiled milk but deep down i thought a milk carton distributer nutted in my s*** and sealed it up 😓. the homies clowned me for drinking c***almost every single day after that for the remainder of the year
i still don't know what it was. soiled milk has a chunky consistency and smells bad. the milk smelled normal and it was slimy at the top, but liquid at the bottom
I would legit never drink milk after that.
Im sorry.- Apr 5, 2021throwawayokay
made a thread on it a while back but this one day at lunch i got a milk carton and when i drank from it, this c***like substance got in my mouth. as soon as i felt it i spit it out and this slime like substance got all over my face. i sat there in shock tryna process what was happening and then the whole lunch table clowned me
i told them it was soiled milk but deep down i thought a milk carton distributer nutted in my s*** and sealed it up 😓. the homies clowned me for drinking c***almost every single day after that for the remainder of the year
i still don't know what it was. soiled milk has a chunky consistency and smells bad. the milk smelled normal and it was slimy at the top, but liquid at the bottom
son 
Apr 5, 2021being skinny lol
- Apr 5, 2021
The Wizardfor sleeping with the teacher
son - Apr 5, 2021
for being chubby, now I'm aight
- Apr 5, 2021
Having a nut ass cut
- Apr 5, 2021ALPHABEAR
I got joshed in HS on the bus in front of everyone by my one friend cuz I bought puma shoes lol (I was always a soccer player)
I remember f***ing his older sister after some time and taping part of it, and in that part she was begging for something lmaooo, (and ofc) the vid leaked between our friends
He confirmed watching it but kept saying “aww that’s stupid, y’all stupid bro”
He ended up dying two years later in a car crash or something
his sis was flirting with me at the mf funeralLmaoooo. F***