me and my boy were walking out of a deli in queens and saw some crackhead dancing around in circles with her titties out, homeless people are deadass some of the most entertaining people in society, even just talking to them

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not the funniest but op reminded me of the time where i was so high i thought i understood french

was walking next to french friends who were speaking to each other and i coulda sworn i understood every single word

but nah the funniest s*** to happen to me was in 9th grade

our class was waiting in the hallways after recess, when the teacher came he opened up the classroom and walked in first. some kids thought itd be funny to shut the door behind n hold up the knob so he was trapped in the room struggling to open the door it was like three 14 year olds on the other side of that door against this 55 year old 6'4 German man it was quite impressive actually.
so at this point in my life im a goodie 2 shoes square ass kid so i just stood there but s*** was funny you know n after a while every one of the kids all let lose at the same time n scattered as our teacher opened that s*** up with mad force, i still remember his face was hella red, pouting, just mad as hell unfortunately for me, i was the closest to the door at the time and was just laughing like an idiot so im the first person he sees and outta nowhere he swings back his big ass hand way behind his body and slaps the living s*** out of me like when i tell u my face was flaming hot after that lmao he starts yelling at me telling me to get the f*** away and bro i was so shook lmaooo knowing damn well i was completely INNOCENT i still got the f*** up outta there with tears streaming down my face

i went back up in the classroom and my classmates told bro that i didnt even do anything to begin with, he apologized and gave me straight As in every semester

nobody of authority ever found out, kids was telling me to tell on him but he was ironically one of the more humane teachers i ever encountered n i liked him so i wasnt really that pressed and never told nobody

Man there’s too many to jus pick one, but one that immediately comes to mind because of how long it’s been and it’s still jus as funny, is back in 6th grade, our teacher left halfway thru the schoolyear because she was late into pregnancy. So a substitute filled in for the 2nd half of the school year, and every single day was a circus in that class from that point forward. The sub had no control whatsoever lmao.

So it got to a point that we would constantly f*** wit him and everybody was on a zero tolerance policy, like straight to the office or detention if you did the slightest thing wrong.

One day, him and like 2 other teachers were out in the hallway. While they were out there, I threw a pencil at the ceiling and it stuck in that b**** perfectly. Whole class is already dying at this point. So my friend is like “Yall trippin we bout to get in trouble for this s***.”

This mf STANDS UP ON A DESK and jumps to the ceiling to grab the pencil. He got it, except all 3 teachers walked in literally as he was midair. No questions asked, they immediately thought he was jumping to put it IN the ceiling. Sent him straight to in school detention for the rest of the day. And the thing is that was my boy so I actually fessed up and said it was me and so did the rest of the class, and the sub was like “Naw I know you guys are best friends and you’re not getting him out of this one.”

I felt so bad but literally the entire class was completely losing it. Iconic moment.