I think Wayne and Kanye have the most

“I’m in the Ocean getting Shark p****”

You’re such a freaky girl (i love it)

I'm tryna get my son some head while he one years old
-NBA herpeboy

Man Imma vegetarian so I only eat beets (beats)
Wear a lot of karats (carrots) and I smoke tha best greens/
No beef in my grocery bag, just some Swishers and whole bunch a cans of whoop ass/ I’m strapped like a bookbag/

-Throw Some Keys On It (Da Drought 3)

Poolstick up in his ass tell him take that-
Meek Mendela

That nigga big gay

"It's four sides to every story
If these walls could talk, they'd prolly still ignore me"

“I watched my grandpa say p****“

• Youngboy never broke
  Again

"I f***ed her then washed off my d*** with the curtains inside of the phantom"

And she say she a virgin..

B****, shut the f*** up!

How do you make these

*Got shot in my ass, so it hurt when I sit
Man, I hate when I s**** - Yungeen Ace

Genius iOS app

Hello p**** hole
This is my nose, where did it go? - Bobby Raps

I’m on it and can’t find it smh how do I do it

Bro this format just makes everything funnier

"If we clash, bet you don't win no match
You can't do s*** with me like a b**** with no ass"

"Demi-God, without the semi still plenty hard"

"Found the place of your final resting, danced the jig
Fiddle under my chin
Pirouette spin in a pair of Timbs"