put on latex gloves and started petting my dog

kill a man

I have a vent under my bed. The warm air hit my feet and I thought someone was under the bed breathing on me

put pizza in the microwave upside down and i couldnt remember where i put the pizza and i freaked out and my friend opened the microwave and scraped the upside down pizza into a plate

drink a 4L jug full of water and get couchlocked despite my full bladder