The government tried to ban me from the dark web (Tried to ban me)
I downloaded Tor Browser, then got back in (Back in)
Went and got a VPN, just bought another BIN file
I downloaded 6 additional VPN apps (6 more)
I downloaded the device-over-router I remembered
Gonna get rid of this weird ATM in my house and start again (Yeah!)
(I'm good at turning on computers, why do I have to do that for smartphones? insert 50 more google searches
I had to switch over to using notepad++ to write this essay.)
In the last few months I've had several weird cyber raves, called "Porn Wars" by many in the press.

damn lebron really wylin

My heart is turned so crazy, let me turn it around
Don't take my hand, what did you do?

You can get the biggest Chanel bag in the store if you want it
I gave 'em the drip, they sucked it up, I got 'em on it
I bought a new Patek, I had the watch, so I two-toned 'em with a ruby red Patek
Now I got four Chanel ladies, four shoes, I'm gonna pick four, four red, four green with black patent glitters I was going to put in there like my roommate's shoes but then I realized I didn't have room to put in the cases So I have the bling in the pump case
Now let me just put them on in front of you
And don't get off that first blush don't put it on the crease

I looked up and I know he toasted a joint on his shoe

I just wanted to say f*** you!

He was lonely so he started looking up statistics why did the AI immediately understand Kasher Quon

All my life I want money and power
Respect my mind or die from lead shower
I pray my d*** get big as the Eiffel Tower
So I can f*** the world for seventy-two hours
One time I couldn't play
But God still sent another Tommy Lee, so let's throw the dice
One time I messed up a piece of turd
When a Cinder Block cannot see me I knew that I did it wrong
And I knew I had to f*** the world or I didn't see it at all
I f***ed the world all night and I could take no more
Tonight, my d***'s too small to f***, I have to make a deal with myself
I have to be free, so my d*** will f*** you again
Maybe the world

I used to want to f*** my auntie.

And then one day she told me, 'You know, we're going to have the kid." I said, 'OK'. I started taking care of my sister. I started working. I met my wife. So I'm sure I was working longer, but my wife, although she had this baby the week before, this baby was hers. It didn't really make me happy, 'cause she wasn't pregnant. They had to go back for a second one. "So we go back, she just has to go through childbirth, to give birth, to bring out the baby, and then she goes back and I say, 'okay, you take care of the baby.' That's the second one. And then I

I needed some s*** with some bop in it (let's go)
I flew past the whip with that blunt in my mouth
Watch the swervin', that whip had a cop in it (woo)
My b**** got good p****, fly her 'cross the country
I finish the show and I hop in it
I got me a milli', I did it legit-ly
I'm still with the s***s, I'm a hot nigga (hot)

Outro

Then I fly past the whip with that blunt in my mouth

Don't you wanna go to a tournament?

Who said we only playing games? (We playing)

You can take my b**** to a tournament, can't you

I swear it just repeated this by itself, this s*** is self aware

Ever since I left the city you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Let me tell you something girl, you know where the dark side ends
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out

taking someones elses b**** to a gaming tournament is the most baller s*** i have ever heard

No I'm not gay I f*** b****es on b****es I whip out she suck on my privates (suck it)

or me come all over her ass (come on) Ohh my ass youre taste so good (suck it) sweet and tender You know it didn't have to come to this Oh you are right if it wasn't for me I would never be clean I could be a mess if it weren't for me Oh you are a fool oh oh oh you're f***ing a fool you are A fool All your ass talk is bullshit because of me you little perv I have better things to do than sitting here and playing with your d***s Oh I'm a freak it will never get better And I would do it all over again in a second No I'm not

I'll be right here in the same bed that you left me in
I love thick women 'cause my aunt she rode my d***
She used a cone on my balls in the bath
My daddy caught her at her cousins wedding
And I heard she had a c*** like an octopus
And I begged her so much my chin hit the floor

I just f***ed your b**** in some Gucci flip flops
I just had some b****es and I made 'em lip lock
I just took a piss and I seen codeine coming out
We got purple Actavis, I thought it was a drought

But it wasn't, I said make up a movie
I said play me and we make them to cry
The cops were after me for f*** uping the ticket money
And I said shoot to kill, aint no call, I just want cash
And I'm gonna be in jail and here I come
You know, when I hit me and I let go
Gonna be like, oh s***, I just sold y'all out
But I had to make some money to get away

So many iPhones like I'm the owner of a company
Using the same method, hope they don't catch onto me suddenly
Seem like every time I go and try to swipe, get put in custody
That's why I ain't takin' my black ass back to Kentucky

Nobody give a f***, with all this s*** they did
Until somebody say something, I'm all my man's favorite informant 
I ain't saying that I'm smarter, I ain't a bullet detector
But I can help you in a pinch 

I’m f***ingg hooting oh my god

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You used to call me on my, you used to, you used to
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone

Talkin' 'bout all the s*** I never had
Talkin' about the life I should've had
I never was a child of freedom
Look, when you got your rights, I have mine

I never was a child of freedom
I never was a child of freedom
I never was a child of freedom
I never was a child of freedom

Forgotten my freedom in a hurry
Forgotten my freedom in a hurry
Nothing happened on my phone
Just communication, communication communication
But I'm gonna be a grown ass man now

DEEPEST S*** DRAKE EVER DIDNT WROTE

“She used a cone on my balls in the bath” this is one of the funnier things I’ve read in my life

yo wtf

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All the niggas we don't need anymore
And all the cops are still hangin' out at the doughnut shops
Talkin' 'bout how the weather's changin'
The ice is meltin' as if the world is endin'

So it's up to me to find a solution
I'm asking all of you to come back home
See if this ain't all you need to know
Tell me what to do and I will lead you home
Dumb luck and the way you acted don't mean niggas don't see what's goin' on in the world
That's why you think all these niggas think that we a new crop
But all the niggas we don't need anymore

Where were you when all the dogs needed help?
Lawyers and the commissary ain't gon' pay itself
Where your ass was at when we recorded in the bathroom?
Where your ass was at? I take attendance like a classroom
Tell my wife I always wanna call her Honeybaby
Whose ass is she talking about with the ketchup and mustard?
Maybe not a party as much as a finger to the face
Spitting out huge the leftovers as if they were ice cream