DS2

3y

nvm ur good king, my b!! those sausages look juicy af🤤wings look like they slap too

RXHalfDeadCaliban

3y

her dad grill niggas not chicken

2words

3y

Nah don’t give him that credit

Y’all too quick to call anything classic

This is like the Life Sxn version of critic bait, designed to be a classic but it’s not

Birdie

3y

OP gave a kid a piece of raw chicken and now he’s gonna get shot by their dad

ASAKI

3y

In on a classic thread

dontworry

3y

I see alcohol, explains it all

2words

3y

Nah don’t give him that credit

Y’all too quick to call anything classic

This is like the Life Sxn version of critic bait, designed to be a classic but it’s not

BlackStreetMayor

3y

Evening fellas,

This afternoon I decided to grill out for the family and some neighbors. I had some burgers, sausages, hot dogs, and chicken.

I've been grilling my entire life but today was my first time hosting a get-together for a large group of people.

I never claimed to be a grillmaster but I throw down when I throw down. So today I was watching some NBA recaps while I was grilling and gave the uncooked chicken to my Lil cousin Kimmie.

Kimmie kept running, making noise, and coming up to the grill asking if the food was done and she made me frustrated. If there’s one thing you don’t do that’s - NEVER BOTHER SOMEONE GRILLING. I had music on too to keep the guests entertained I didn’t know what else to do.

So I just said whatever and gave her the chicken without really looking at it. I had JUST put the chicken on the grill but she annoyed me so bad. I told her to SETTLE DOWN but her behavior went unchecked by her parents.

So about 5 minutes later her mom Angie came up to me yelling at me. Told me I gave her child uncooked chicken and I don’t know how to cook on MY GRILL.

I ain’t gone be disrespected at my own house. I didn’t even argue with her. I told her and her daughter to escort themselves off my premises and leave the food I had given them. Now I wasn’t trying to be nasty but she was causing a scene and as a man, I have an image to uphold. She should have calmed her badass child down. I didn’t even mean to give her terrible child the food it’s just I was stressed and frustrated.

Angie then tells my family that I told her and her daughter to leave and throws her daughter's plate at me for “being dirty.” Angie then enters my kitchen and starts throwing drinks and s*** on the floor. My family tells her to stop and she doesn’t stop. This makes me go and grab my daughter's baseball bat because she ain’t listening.

So my family gets in between us and they let her throw s*** on my floor. So this point I start swinging because I work too hard, teach too hard, and mentor too hard to have my house destroyed by an unemployed, bad credit, and bad breath-smelling girl.

As this unfolds I continue to swing the bat and eventually, my family members in between us start thinking I’m trying to hit everyone in my way. Then everyone starts to exit my house like I’m an attacker or something. Then Angie lies and tells my family I tried to hit her daughter with the baseball bat. Now I KNOW I didn’t try to hit her. I was just swinging so she backed out of my house and stopped throwing s*** on the floor. It was in the heat of the moment and her daughter wasn’t even close to me so I know I ain’t hit her.

Then she wanna say she going to get her boyfriend to come and f*** me up and all this other s***. Her boyfriend is in the streets and s*** so I know he going to start some drama because he’s overly protective of a lying woman. Everyone knows she lies and still be believing her like she going to change her ways.

I’m going to post pictures of my food on the grill so y’all know I can cook and I ain’t crazy AND I’m going to post her damage.

Scratchin Mamba

3y

As this unfolds I continue to swing the bat and eventually, my family members in between us start thinking I’m trying to hit everyone in my way.

Scratchin Mamba

3y

As this unfolds I continue to swing the bat and eventually, my family members in between us start thinking I’m trying to hit everyone in my way.