jakob

11mo

Keeping it and excited about it ama

Shout out to the dads on here (any advice)

Mussolini804

6mo

I’m mad old and still don’t have kids. This s*** a wrap. Congratulations OP, you gotta let us know the name

AudioConsulting

6mo

Congrats. Don’t give lil pupper to the Illuminati. You see any man or woman wearing a funny hat saying in a smiling quasi steam punk British accent “ your baby is so delightful” if you hear them say that, hit them with a 5 piece & run

If they are speaking like a character from Hunger Games, time to exit stage left. They want to take ya baby & turn em into clout gladiator. I’ve been studying, I went to the hidden hallways in basement library. I know, fam. I know. 😳

I’m the Illuminati instigator, I don’t let the children get close to the spirit cooking culinary culprits

I’ll punch out someone for even wearing gothic demonic looking jewelry. All the parents thank ac as I walk off into the horizon.

I don’t even need to hear their story to judge them. I’m the s s side eye sorcerer. Just a trail of knocked out cosplay Tim Burton pale demonic dwellers in my path. Sometimes I knock out two at a time. But since I can’t save your child, I have to pass on this sacred knowledge. (Closes book) Be well (punches out one last shadowy figure & leaves thread forever)

😒

AudioConsulting

6mo

Congrats. Don’t give lil pupper to the Illuminati. You see any man or woman wearing a funny hat saying in a smiling quasi steam punk British accent “ your baby is so delightful” if you hear them say that, hit them with a 5 piece & run

If they are speaking like a character from Hunger Games, time to exit stage left. They want to take ya baby & turn em into clout gladiator. I’ve been studying, I went to the hidden hallways in basement library. I know, fam. I know. 😳

I’m the Illuminati instigator, I don’t let the children get close to the spirit cooking culinary culprits

I’ll punch out someone for even wearing gothic demonic looking jewelry. All the parents thank ac as I walk off into the horizon.

I don’t even need to hear their story to judge them. I’m the s s side eye sorcerer. Just a trail of knocked out cosplay Tim Burton pale demonic dwellers in my path. Sometimes I knock out two at a time. But since I can’t save your child, I have to pass on this sacred knowledge. (Closes book) Be well (punches out one last shadowy figure & leaves thread forever)

😒

OnyxShine9

6mo

Keep your head up

BlueDream

11mo

Congrats. My gf and I are currently trying for a baby

Botney

6mo

I always feel kinda fuzzy when I hear one of my friends say this. Like okay so you're f***ing every day now?

Botney

6mo

I always feel kinda fuzzy when I hear one of my friends say this. Like okay so you're f***ing every day now?

AudioConsulting

6mo

Congrats. Don’t give lil pupper to the Illuminati. You see any man or woman wearing a funny hat saying in a smiling quasi steam punk British accent “ your baby is so delightful” if you hear them say that, hit them with a 5 piece & run

If they are speaking like a character from Hunger Games, time to exit stage left. They want to take ya baby & turn em into clout gladiator. I’ve been studying, I went to the hidden hallways in basement library. I know, fam. I know. 😳

I’m the Illuminati instigator, I don’t let the children get close to the spirit cooking culinary culprits

I’ll punch out someone for even wearing gothic demonic looking jewelry. All the parents thank ac as I walk off into the horizon.

I don’t even need to hear their story to judge them. I’m the s s side eye sorcerer. Just a trail of knocked out cosplay Tim Burton pale demonic dwellers in my path. Sometimes I knock out two at a time. But since I can’t save your child, I have to pass on this sacred knowledge. (Closes book) Be well (punches out one last shadowy figure & leaves thread forever)

😒

AudioConsulting

6mo

Congrats. Don’t give lil pupper to the Illuminati. You see any man or woman wearing a funny hat saying in a smiling quasi steam punk British accent “ your baby is so delightful” if you hear them say that, hit them with a 5 piece & run

If they are speaking like a character from Hunger Games, time to exit stage left. They want to take ya baby & turn em into clout gladiator. I’ve been studying, I went to the hidden hallways in basement library. I know, fam. I know. 😳

I’m the Illuminati instigator, I don’t let the children get close to the spirit cooking culinary culprits

I’ll punch out someone for even wearing gothic demonic looking jewelry. All the parents thank ac as I walk off into the horizon.

I don’t even need to hear their story to judge them. I’m the s s side eye sorcerer. Just a trail of knocked out cosplay Tim Burton pale demonic dwellers in my path. Sometimes I knock out two at a time. But since I can’t save your child, I have to pass on this sacred knowledge. (Closes book) Be well (punches out one last shadowy figure & leaves thread forever)

😒

AudioConsulting

6mo

Congrats. Don’t give lil pupper to the Illuminati. You see any man or woman wearing a funny hat saying in a smiling quasi steam punk British accent “ your baby is so delightful” if you hear them say that, hit them with a 5 piece & run

If they are speaking like a character from Hunger Games, time to exit stage left. They want to take ya baby & turn em into clout gladiator. I’ve been studying, I went to the hidden hallways in basement library. I know, fam. I know. 😳

I’m the Illuminati instigator, I don’t let the children get close to the spirit cooking culinary culprits

I’ll punch out someone for even wearing gothic demonic looking jewelry. All the parents thank ac as I walk off into the horizon.

I don’t even need to hear their story to judge them. I’m the s s side eye sorcerer. Just a trail of knocked out cosplay Tim Burton pale demonic dwellers in my path. Sometimes I knock out two at a time. But since I can’t save your child, I have to pass on this sacred knowledge. (Closes book) Be well (punches out one last shadowy figure & leaves thread forever)

😒