This is an excerpt from Grand Ayatollah Imam Khomeini magnum opus book Tahrir al-Wasilah

Listen to Future for 40 straight days.

No other artist required.

Download all the dating/hook up apps.

F*** as many hoes as you possibly can for like half a year.

You’re welcome 😇

Alternate strategy: Just keep hitting it raw and build up a roster.

She’s soon just be a faceless p**** for you.

Problem solved.

Run

You are the side Nigga you shouldn’t have developed feelings if you knew y’all were just sneaking around

I’d say keep her ass in check and don’t fall for the basic manipulation tactics