What is it going to be ?

If it were me , I'd have everyone cease to use the Lord's name in vain and replace it with Douglas instead . Did your neighbor just knock on your door asking for sugar butt naked ? For me personally , my response would be , " for the love of Douglas , where the heck are your clothes Mr. McMaynerbury ? " - you know what I mean ?

Just purchased a winning mega millions ticket ? In my version of a perfect world , and perhaps what you might call my roman empire if I'm not an absolutely cooked and washed up old head with no clue how to properly make use of increasingly common new slang , the way to properly illustrate your disbelief regarding what just happened to you would be punctuated by a well timed statement that goes something like " Oh , Douglas " , " by Douglas " , or something to that effect

But anyways , that's just me I suppose . How about you ?

Lioned

Crine u mad as s***

op skated

Crine dine brine with wine for $9.99

Normalize audibly verbalizing ellipses rather than keeping them silent while speaking irl , dun dun dun ... 😭 I think the voice actor that played gangstalicious was in the studio geeked up and drunk when he recorded his lines dun dun dun

hawk tuah spit on that thang

brad as pitt

allahu akbar

One of your momma's should have swallowed your biological who didn't bother's skeet

Don't let that go over your head tho

Yo who saw the Asian nigga that be with Kai cenat tell that girl he was flirting with " safety my heart " lmaooo

The only right answer

nigga shut the f*** up

"You owe me"

Meow meow

Is anything sacred anymore?

Not a fan of this one

This is hard what game is this lol looks like Sims

Those who know 💀

Hawk tuah respect button 🗿--------->

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I’ll scratch you

B**** ass nigga

damn this is heat