Reading the shampoo bottle is kind of the best here. Its distraction enough, the least awkward and easiest to pick up and put away once you're done

i love how old school this is .

need some empty cereal boxes to read the back of

ffs please dont play any games while ur s***ting unless u want a hemmhoroid

if you feel like its "almost there" but not ready to pop out...just try again later.

buy this. its what helps create a slippery coating around ur poop...and has many other benefits . drink plenty of water with it . no its not a laxative.

“hemmhoroid”

i never get it right

it’s jemaroyd dumbass