Was talking to a dude and he was telling me about his story of trying to move to Spain because it’s a socialist country according to him. I asked what’s a socialist country and he told me that it’s when their king and state do infrastructure and s*** and I told him why wouldn’t he just return to moscow for that (he’s from moscow). Dude looked at me crazy and told me they’re waging a genocidal war and I pulled a reverse uno for the f*** of it and told him the socialist government of Spain currently protests an Israeli self defense action against Hamas terrorist genociders. I went through every Zionist argument in the book on him. Bro had to apologize and everything I told him it’s no thing but he has to listen to Jewish voices on that (I’m not Jewish). Anywho was I being an a****** for trying to f*** with him?

Just cancel life section

Genuinely get rid of it

I don’t know why it don’t capitalize moscow. I’m not going back to capitalize this s*** f*** that I’m on me phone

This sounds like the premise of a seinfeld episode

Take a break

I think you broadly need to sort something out with your life, this is very directionless behaviour

U think?

Sounds like something george would get into

"And then... I told him I was a zionist, Jerry!"
"You what? A ZIONIST?! Why?? Whyy????"
"I don't know! I couldn't help myself! I just blurted it out!!!"
Kramer breaks in
"You shouldn't have said that, George! Thats the ONE thing you shouldn't say!"

First sentence mentions being at a party.
1000% OP just made all this up

ktt2.com/mental-health-thread-32515719

Nah

Oh, I like Alfredo 2

Awesome function bro

Jerry Seinfeld is actually a Zionist though fr so it’s even funnier

That’s tuff. Sometimes you gotta put those parrots who just regurgitate bullshit from the side they want to curry favor from in their place. And the best way to do it is by regurgitating bullshit from the side they oppose.

Makes them realize that maybe it’s not worth it getting invested and involved in s*** that has nothing to do with you just because you want to fit

Food for thought and bro left hungry

wow so f***ing cool bro youre so hilarious and quirky for that omg

this is f***ing weird dude. "i pretended to be a nazi for kicks"

gotta be the whitest s*** ive ever heard

Seinfeld & Jason Alexander (George costanza, not sure how it's spelled)

Both very hardcore zionists, Jason alexander has been the presenter for loads of IDF fundraising events, both have shared loads of support for the IDF

Disgusting people

For a real 'he don't got Internet' moment, Stevie Wonder's team booked Stevie to perform at one of the events in 2012 but the BDS movement got him to cancel