They sell twinkies in commissary
Is prison food exaggerated on TV or is it actually trash?
Is prison food exaggerated on TV or is it actually trash?
It’s like school cafeteria food. Small portions so commissary is necessary if you want to actually feel full.
Our COs ordered us pizza on two different occasions for going a week without any major issues, that was like heaven. Never enjoyed Dominos so much in my life.
But yeah the lunch was meh, mostly filled up with ramen or junk food from commissary.
Damn… I know Saul goodman / Kim wexler would have got @op off on probation… not 4 months.
No, life is good and I wish I knew that before
i have no questions to ask rn. Just want to say you’re a really strong person for surviving that ordeal with your sanity intact. I would be so mad at the world. much respect to you bro
By willing do you really mean consensually willing or doesn’t-immediately-retaliate-with-violence type “willing”
🤣🤣🤣
I mean consensually willing. I was only in jail, not prison, I don’t think rape happens as much in jail as it does in prison. At least in my pod there were a couple probably gay guys who we all thought were f***ing but as far as we all knew no raping going on.
Wouldn’t be surprised if some guys were doing sexual favors not because they were gay but because they were sexually starved as well.
Interesting how many girls did you kiss
Bruh what video is this even from 😂
you never seen this?
s***s hilarious
Fine lol. I was definitely nervous about that s*** but tbh inside the only time that happened was if the receiver was willing. Movies play that s*** up.
they didn’t american history x u
They in jail???
Talking to and listening to multiple people who went to prison. This isn’t what happens. One of the most exaggerated rumors about prison is prison r*pe. And when it happens it’s not what people expect. It’s mostly an emotional thing cohersion but it’s usually always because of debts or someone wanting gang protection. It’s not some dude just randomly running up on another dude and over powering him
so if you want gang protection u gotta get raped first
6’5” 280lbs
oh no wonder jail was a breeze for you
prolly woulda been much worse if you were like 5’9 140lb
First new album you bumped after getting out?
Honestly Nevermind this morning. Drakes best album since More Life easily
What are some of the rules you gotta follow amongst your fellow inmates? Like the ones you have to be schooled on.
Is prison food exaggerated on TV or is it actually trash?
I was working in the cafeteria when I was in a few years ago, and this box of “meat” said not for human consumption on it lmao they use to use that “meat” for sausage balls in the morning, and burger patties/other things throughout the day. Luckily I survived off 90% commissary lol
He would get little vials of codeine smuggled in during visitation and put them up his ass, then he would get sprite and jolly ranchers from commissary. Would drink it in front of the COs and everything. They had no idea. We even had little styrofoam water cups in there, one time he did a double cup and they thought he was just being funny but made him do a single cup
Damn
Thought security would be too tight to do stuff like that at visitation
Damn
Thought security would be too tight to do stuff like that at visitation
Depends on who is working for the day. Just like any job some COs we’re only there to get paid for nothing and not actually working.
What are some of the rules you gotta follow amongst your fellow inmates? Like the ones you have to be schooled on.
Don’t reach over anybody if you have to grab something
Don’t take free stuff unless you’re super close with somebody (people will try to give you snacks and s*** and then a day later they will ask for three back as interest)
Always use eye contact, this is important. Otherwise people will think you are tryna sneak them.
Don’t ever ask to change the channel or change the channel on the Rec TV (this is the number one cause of fights). First to the tv gets to pick what we watch (exception is if somebody put on something stupid nobody liked they may get called out, but I would just personally let it go)
Don’t take bets, especially on sports (this is a big one, you don’t want to owe someone 67 honeybuns cause they pressured you into a bad bet)
Make sure not to half ass cleaning.
Who to avoid, who’s friendly. (Both COs and other people in there).
What time certain things happen in the jail, like chow, showers, rec time, guard change.
I bet you feel great right now bro
Yes stay yo ass out of jail that s***s for suckas