Lystra

2y

When u take her on a date am she dip her phone I'm the ranch dressing and starts licking it

Chilla

2y

When she says she doesn’t want me to bring her any takeout food but when I get home she steals my fries and eats half my burger

Chilla

2y

When she says she doesn’t want me to bring her any takeout food but when I get home she steals my fries and eats half my burger

Don Makaveli

2y

Flooding my feed with selfies after leaving me on seen. You ain’t all that. Tired of seeing ur ass but I won’t unfollow you because I would have 20 followers left if I cut off every girl that I’m in a pqrasocial relationship with

mdmadon

2y

you came back in the room after washing your hands looking like your avi then see the finished food her

Yeat saved my lyfë

2y

It’s not out of nowhere lil bro

Lisa

2y

When I go to her bathroom and can’t find wet wipes anywhere

Chipped nails, long nails, any nail shape that isn’t curved or pointed (coffin, square, etc)

Loud, obnoxious, twerks in public

Poor running form

mlady

2y

when she proudly talks about her body count

Big Tobacco

2y

This is always hilarious to me because if yall think second hand smoke is so bad why you getting in my face to inhale more second hand smoke? if y’all wanna give me smoke for my life choices I will not hesitate to blow it right back into your eyes

JaeRell

2y

As for #2... sometimes you gotta argue with women for no reason. Beat her to the punch and argue about some frivolous s*** you don't really care about. You have to get it out of their system. S*** get too peaceful they might go crazy in the head.

mdmadon

2y

unless its low

fun guy

2y

getting mad when you dont last more than a minute

mlady

2y

i dont really care if its low or high, i just think its trashy and low class to talk about all the dudes you f***ed infront of me... who is tryna f*** lol

Lisa

2y

When I go to her bathroom and can’t find wet wipes anywhere

Chipped nails, long nails, any nail shape that isn’t curved or pointed (coffin, square, etc)

Loud, obnoxious, twerks in public

Poor running form

fun guy

2y

getting mad when you dont last more than a minute

Smacked Voodoo

2y

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Oh this is something I learned. Apparently they be making burner/ghost accounts to watch your s*** on Twitter/IG/etc, basically cyberstalking you. It's s*** that they do casually and joke about among other women. But if men do that it's called weird/toxic/abusive/etc rightfully so of course but...the f*** is this?

I do not understand this double standard. That s*** is f***ing wild regardless of gender, sexuality, whatever tf

Don Makaveli

2y

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Overly polished HR vibes

Big Tobacco

2y

women who pretend to have a coughing fit whenever they walk within 50 feet of someone smoking a cigarette